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I do feel sorry for him in a fashion. I didn't finish the article, but it sounded like he might have been at least a decent outdoorsy dude if he kept staying the fuck away from his namesake.

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Umbilical cords are a valuable source of stem cells for the baby.

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Having a narcissist for a father is a tragedy. Having a narcissist for a mother is a catastrophe.

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Eric appears to be smart enough to keep his dumb mouth shut, though.

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It's good to have dreams.

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It's a total peenfest between those two. Allegedly.

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They swore to me it was rain down my leg!

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Queens is its own world. Especially that part Trump is from.

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Queens, while politically part of NYC, is geographically on Long Island.

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That is so absurd it is probably true.

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I wonder if Dotard ever had Don Jr. wee wee on him.

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According to Judge Judy, this is illegal. Do I fault you for it? Eff, NO!

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You know, I have no respect for people who keep their placenta for whatever reasons. NONE.

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I was assuming that it was the disease that the local lasses were left with after the pillagers sailed off into the sunrise.

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YER A NATION TRUMP SUPPORTERS

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