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Atrele Kasha's avatar

I do feel sorry for him in a fashion. I didn't finish the article, but it sounded like he might have been at least a decent outdoorsy dude if he kept staying the fuck away from his namesake.

rodger coghlan's avatar

Except for all the animal killing and stuff

steelsil's avatar

Umbilical cords are a valuable source of stem cells for the baby.

steelsil's avatar

Having a narcissist for a father is a tragedy. Having a narcissist for a mother is a catastrophe.

HarpyLibtart's avatar

Eric appears to be smart enough to keep his dumb mouth shut, though.

renegade500's avatar

It's good to have dreams.

The Villainess+'s avatar

It's a total peenfest between those two. Allegedly.

Annake_Merle's avatar

They swore to me it was rain down my leg!

canis domum's avatar

Queens is its own world. Especially that part Trump is from.

NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Queens, while politically part of NYC, is geographically on Long Island.

Nicola Andrews's avatar

That is so absurd it is probably true.

NotConvinced's avatar

I wonder if Dotard ever had Don Jr. wee wee on him.

kareemachan's avatar

According to Judge Judy, this is illegal. Do I fault you for it? Eff, NO!

kareemachan's avatar

You know, I have no respect for people who keep their placenta for whatever reasons. NONE.

PersianOregano's avatar

I was assuming that it was the disease that the local lasses were left with after the pillagers sailed off into the sunrise.

chronozoan's avatar

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