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Atrele Kasha's avatar

I do feel sorry for him in a fashion. I didn't finish the article, but it sounded like he might have been at least a decent outdoorsy dude if he kept staying the fuck away from his namesake.

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rodger coghlan's avatar

Except for all the animal killing and stuff

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steelsil's avatar

Umbilical cords are a valuable source of stem cells for the baby.

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steelsil's avatar

Having a narcissist for a father is a tragedy. Having a narcissist for a mother is a catastrophe.

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

Eric appears to be smart enough to keep his dumb mouth shut, though.

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renegade500's avatar

It's good to have dreams.

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The Villainess+'s avatar

It's a total peenfest between those two. Allegedly.

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Annake_Merle's avatar

They swore to me it was rain down my leg!

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canis domum's avatar

Queens is its own world. Especially that part Trump is from.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Queens, while politically part of NYC, is geographically on Long Island.

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Nicola Andrews's avatar

That is so absurd it is probably true.

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NotConvinced's avatar

I wonder if Dotard ever had Don Jr. wee wee on him.

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kareemachan's avatar

According to Judge Judy, this is illegal. Do I fault you for it? Eff, NO!

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kareemachan's avatar

You know, I have no respect for people who keep their placenta for whatever reasons. NONE.

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PersianOregano's avatar

I was assuming that it was the disease that the local lasses were left with after the pillagers sailed off into the sunrise.

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chronozoan's avatar

YER A NATION TRUMP SUPPORTERS

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