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theCryptofishist's avatar

D'oh, you've given away the ending of Fried Green Tomatoes!

Duke's avatar

I think we're on the first round of lies. Again.

Zyxomma's avatar

And women, the poor, Jews, Muslims, and old people. And children who have been born.

Little Lulu's avatar

At some point he’ll ask to see his birth certificate.

keinsignal's avatar

This story rocketed past mere absurdity from day one with the "hey, your dad should make Assange an ambassador" thing. Did anybody think that was seriously a possibility, on either side?

These messages are too good to be real. Not saying they're necessarily fake - hopefully The Atlantic's done its due diligence. But the things they're saying just beggar belief... Line after line of "HEY DUDE WE SHOULD DO SOME HIGH CRIMES. SPECIFICALLY,..." Like a cross between broheim braggadocio and a Bond villain expounding at length on his evil plans while he warms up the laser cannon.

Dyna Moe's avatar

I propose a choose your own adventure novel: YOU ARE DONALD TRUMP JR. Every ending is bad

Dyna Moe's avatar

Pfft. You believe that Checkers “died?”

LucindathePook's avatar

I thought HIllz killed Checkers.

Weird Fishes's avatar

Please, feel free. Be my guest.

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

Junior certainly is a chip off the old dried turd. He thinks he can bullshit his way out of anything, just like the old man.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I must say, it's fun to watch Rachel get really, really, really excited about this stuff when she's going over it.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Gonna need dynamite to pry them out.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He's another one running for the hills next year.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Once the SCOTUS was packed sufficiently to the right, this issue would most likely just evaporate.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Round here we call that a 'double.'