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L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

A nuclear War Between The States? What, we're living in a Harry Turtledove novel now?

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Sorry to burst your bubble, but over half of America is in fact that stupid.

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Querolous's avatar

Yup

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WeiรŸwurst Supreme's avatar

Clearly not, reality is far more poorly written than even Turtledove's awful books.

For example, in what fictional universe could the rise of Donald Trump, Serious Political Candidateยฎ be seen as anything other than truly lazy and unrealistic apocalypse-fetishist writing?

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WeiรŸwurst Supreme's avatar

They didn't even send them. They're American idiots who have decided, all on their own, that doing something stupid and violent is the best way to express their anger and either figured that trying to be an ISIS hanger-on was worth their while, or ISIS figured that with the idiot dead no one would object to them taking credit, so ISIS ends up "implicated".

The "OMG TERRORIZMS!!!11!!11!" freakouts are both idiotic and exactly what ISIS wants.

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WeiรŸwurst Supreme's avatar

You might want to check the seals on your thesaurus, it appears to be leaking.

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WeiรŸwurst Supreme's avatar

But "Clinton Coverup Network" doesn't even work as an alternative meaning for CNN... Did you have a rage induced stroke and come out the other side stupid?

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CB's avatar

50% of the population is below average in intelligence. Let's just hope 51% at least vote for HRC.

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

I'd go with 2/3 with the bottom third being outright retards.

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whitroth's avatar

But he's right, there *are* sick and evil people in this country... so why haven't we rounded up Ted Nugent, and the rest of the NRA board, and the KKK, and.....

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

And vodka? A liter would do. ...Better make that two liters.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

DON'T FORGET STABBINGS AT A MALL! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! WE'RE PROBABLY DEAD ALL READY!

...If, you know, you are in a dumpster. Or a mall. And, seriously: who ever goes inside either of those?

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Cool_North's avatar

He's got so excited, he chose the picture where he forgot to adjust his head piece and got inspired to make vague predictions:

"I think there is โ€ฆ many foreign connections, I think this is one group. OK, this is one group, but you have many, many groups".

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tehbaddr's avatar

Say where did you wander in from?

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accidental housewife's avatar

College basketball is a religion down here. I'm surprised we haven't had riots over the games being pulled from the state. (I cannot recall which conferences pulled the games, because I don't follow sportsball of any kind)

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TheWitch's avatar

Ice is to your left...

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