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Allegedly, her household staff are or were told to not look her directly in the eyes. Which I totally believe.

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This is also being reported by The Guardian and other media outlets throughout the world and the story is currently being denied by the White House and Trump's supporters.

I guess there's only one way to settle this.

Let's go to the tape!

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I am a little chilled that McMaster is defending him.

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Adm. Robert Harward looking like a genius right about now.

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Tell me about it...

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Ralph The Wonder Llama/Melissa McCarthy 2024

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Clearly.

But no sirree... not getting anywhere NEAR that fustercluck.

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Paging Kevin "we all serve at the pleasure of the President" McCarthy...

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A jar of bubbles.

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Here's two for you, your highn... um, Mr. PRESIDENNT!

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At least until Soros' check arrives.

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"One for everybody and two for you, Mr. President, sir." Wow, that even feels gross to say in jest.

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Chloroform?

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It's my favorite GIF. I have a cat who would do that forever, if I had the time.

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why do I get the feeling that because Turdblossom is now working in the office next to mine that it's about to get repopulated with Tsarina Short Fingers' rejects?

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