Donald Trump Just Kidding When He Called Barack Obama Founder Of ISIS, Just Kidding No He Wasn't

You can tell he was joking, by the way he is smiling.

Have you heard all the funny time jokes that known silly goose Donald Trump has been making about how Barack Obama is the founder of ISIS? It's hilarious, because he said it in a rally on Wednesday, and then wingnut radio host Hugh Hewitt on Thursday was like, "You probably meant that Obama created the conditions that led to ISIS," and Trump was all, "NO I MEANT OBAMA STARTED ISIS IN HIS MUSLIM BASEMENT IN INDONESIA, WITH HIS FRIENDS, AND ALSO I NEED A JUICE BOX RIGHT NOW, GIVE ME A LUXURIOUS JUICE BOX TO PUT IN MY GROSS FACE."

He was fucking serious, that is the point. Except LOL now he says he was not serious, because he is a thin-skinned flippity-floppity fish baby:

YEAH, CNN, YOU DUMB DICK-LICKS, DO EVEN KNOW WHAT JOKES ARE?

We feel we must time-travel all the way back to Wednesday, to watch the evolution of this thought in Donald Trump's brain. Here's what he said at the rally Wednesday:

ISIS is honoring President Obama. He is the founder of ISIS. He is the founder of ISIS. He's the founder! He founded ISIS. And I would say the co-founder would be Crooked Hillary Clinton.

[wonkbar]<a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/911-humper-rudy-giuliani-so-mad-at-hillary-for-starting-isis"></a>[/wonkbar]HMMM, by the way he said ISIS loves Obama (it doesn't) and that Obama is the founder (FOUR TIMES) we wonder if he's saying that ISIS really loves Obama, because he is the guy who got the team together in the first place. Also, we were very glad that he mentioned Crooked Hillary also founding ISIS (probably with Clinton Foundation $$$), because just back in March, Rudy Giuliani informed us that Hillary was the founder of ISIS. Perhaps these two boys need to get together and get their stories straight.

Then on Thursday, wingnut radio Hugh Hewitt tried so hard to be a helper monkey wingnut and give Trump an out, to make it look like a coherent thought existed in Trump's head, but that it couldn't squeeze through the anal opening Trump calls a mouth. Really, he tried:

“Last night, you said the President was the founder of ISIS. I know what you meant. You meant that he created the vacuum, he lost the peace,” conservative talk radio host Hugh Hewitt said to Trump Thursday morning, attempting his best clean up of Trump’s pointed accusation against Obama Wednesday evening ...

Hahahaha Trump ain't need your help, Hugh Hewitt. Let's go to the full transcript:  

DT: No, I meant he’s the founder of ISIS. I do. He was the most valuable player. I give him the most valuable player award. I give her, too, by the way, Hillary Clinton.

HH: But he’s not sympathetic to them. He hates them. He’s trying to kill them.

DT: I don’t care. He was the founder. His, the way he got out of Iraq was that that was the founding of ISIS, okay?

HH: Well, that, you know, I have a saying, Donald Trump, the mnemonic device I use is Every Liberal Really Seems So, So Sad. E is for Egypt, L is for Libya, S is for Syria, R is for Russia reset. They screwed everything up. You don’t get any argument from me. But by using the term founder, they’re hitting with you on this again. Mistake?

DT: No, it’s no mistake. Everyone’s liking it. I think they’re liking it. I give him the most valuable player award. And I give it to him, and I give it to, I gave the co-founder to Hillary. I don’t know if you heard that.

HH: I did. I did. I played it.

DT: I gave her the co-founder.

HH: I know what you’re arguing…

DT: You’re not, and let me ask you, do you not like that?

HH: I don’t. I think I would say they created, they lost the peace. They created the Libyan vacuum, they created the vacuum into which ISIS came, but they didn’t create ISIS. That’s what I would say.

DT: Well, I disagree.

Is that not an epic conversation, lovebugs? Obama might hate ISIS right now, but he sure didn't hate it when he was signing the papers to create it, and it wasn't a mistake to say that, because people love it when he says that, and isn't that what being presidential is all about? When paste-eating shit-goblins in Make America Great Again hats cheer and shake their fannies when you say things? Wait, does Hugh Hewitt not like it? WHY DOESN'T HUGH LIKE IT, THE OTHERS LIKE IT, DONALD TRUMP IS CONFUSED!

In fact, brilliant person Donald Trump stayed up all night being confused, and wondering how to make it right. And, as he always does, instead of making it right, he just made himself look stupider and dumber and more pathetic.

"Sarcasm." Uh huh yup, what a jokester that Donald Trump is, always surprising us with the punchline. Hey Trump: Leave the jokes to Wonket. You stick to ... being a sad fraud who builds ugly buildings with other people's money, or whatever your "specialty" is.

[ New York Times / Salon / Hugh Hewitt Show ]