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MinneMary's avatar

I'm confused. I read the tweet above and it isn't about DACA being bad, it's about the FUCKING PERFECT PHONE CALL!!I feel as if I am stuck in a neverending loop of the perfect phone call.

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VandeGraf's avatar

Stick with President Trump because if you want it another way bad enough eventually he'll change his tune. But get yer stuff done quick because he'll change his mind again...and again...and again.

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Thorn Spike's avatar

"Many of the people in DACA, no longer very young, are far from “angels.” Some are very tough, hardened criminals."

Again with the projection.

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oafishcad's avatar

Thank you James Baldwin. It's like when Conservatives say they're Christian. Really? What conservatives support feeding the hungry, helping the poor, healing the sick and treating all men as brothers? That's Christianity. Not calling a fetus a baby. That isn't Christianity.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

"Listen, folks…these DACAs, I call 'em DACAs…these DACAs are rough customers. They'll bankrupt a casino, sometimes two or three casinos. But they're very dishonest. People are telling me that they'll set up a charitable foundation, and then use the charity money to buy an oil painting of themselves! Imagine, an oil painting! A portrait! Of a criminal! But they're very dishonest. You have to keep an eye on them. Really. They'll set up a scam real estate university if you're not careful. No, we have to get them out. Whatever it takes. ICE, Coast Guard, military…But we love our military, don't we?"

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Before another penny is spent of the WALL, can it be redesigned so it can't be cut through with a cheap saw?

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John Robinson's avatar

"Just think, a hardened criminal practicing law."And sitting right next to him, a former Dreamer.

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rtpoeman's avatar

I'm No Angel (1933)

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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rtpoeman's avatar

A bus transporting prisoners to the State Correctional Facility collided with a cement truck on Route 27 earlier today. Police are warning residents in the area to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.....

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Amy!'s avatar

That's so cool! It looks almost real!

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

That's an urban myth, like those "pipeline" theories about Syria. The lithium deal was Morales' idea in the first place, and he only ditched it under public pressure.

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fuflans's avatar

this exactly describes me all day today. could not read anything other than news feeds.

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Zyxomma's avatar

There are plenty of hardened criminals practicing law. See Barr, Bill.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

You’re right—it’s such a spot-on take on Trump that you can hear it.

And I heard something else in there. It’s like an old-time comedian or emcee, and they’re just dying up there. They’re frantic for us to like them, and they know it just ain’t happening.

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phoenix00's avatar

City Of Angels, California.....

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