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I want to know where Mo's hands were when that pic was taken.

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Pretty sure by "us" he means "T**** and me".

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When your war chest is in rubles, you're losing value.

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To paraphrase Animal House, "You fucked up, Mo. You trusted Trump."

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Loyalty in Trumpville is a one-way street.

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I just wonder how jealous Trumpski is right now. Vlad The Dick Head can disappear peolpe, while Teh Donny just tweets his insane ramblings. And I'm allowed to tell them both they are assholes, and there's nothing they can do about it. How sweet is that!?

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Good point. Even with Koch's businesses and suitably set up Republicans laundering Russian money, it's a lot less valuable than it was before the sanctions. One more reason some Repubs vote against them.

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In-DUS-try. That one killed me. So businessman who can't say industry correctly.

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"[W]hen you endorse somebody, you endorse somebody based on principle. If he changed that principle, I would have no problem doing that.”

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them -- well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

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“I’m disappointed that he gave an inarticulate answer…”

What the fuck would you know from articulate, you gibbering moron?

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You'd think they'd learn by now after watching it happen over and over and over again, but alas, there they are.

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Their values are parasitism, hatred, racism, ambition, and greed. Plus self indulgence, and not understanding that other people are real. Plus showing off! Thank you, I put a lot of thought into this.

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It's so great to hear about a person who reacts in himself in an admirable way-- and not bc it's the obvious big consensus.

Or like a man I knew (my husband) who was hunting-- everybody around him , was always shooting things. He shot a dove. He picked it up and he thought, "What have I done this for?" He carried it away with him and away from everyone to get away. People are always failing to react because of the consensus of everybody around them. Esp. genial guys like Reagan were powerful that way. Though he was the world's phoniest guy.

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He's sooooo smarmy!

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"Uh… we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn't put one of the new coversheets on your TPS reports."

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Ted Cruz, is sticking with Brooks for the time beingSo, Raphael Cruz is dumber than Mo Brooks? Holy shit, that's a really low bar.

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