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Dan Pfeiffer wins the Internet!

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It must take a lot of work to have absolutely no sense of your own ridiculousness.

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All that's missing is a Mission Accomplished banner.

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Except that Carter didn't create the problems that sank his reelection chances.

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Or when the SNL spoof of Palin was to read her speech verbatim?

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Same show, new asshole - Christie was uninvited last year.

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Nah, The Beast.

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Muskrat bloviator.

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U kraine, bra?

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James Carter did kill Romney/Ryan 2012 (with more than 47% votes). The Trumpster was delivering payback because Bamz preznit.

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you misspelled upchuck

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I'd skip his funeral - but happily pee in his grave.

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The Spate Pate Donald Trump.

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Isn't this the same CPAC as last year. I could have sworn Donald Trump showed and said something stupid and Paul Ryan said a bunch of stupid shit that someone else wrote.

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Oh, wonderful. Jimmy Carter jokes. Just a little more stale than Al Gore jokes.

Is this CPAC or late-night comedy at the Chuckle Hut?

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Just how does one get a job as a Donald Chump Minion? According to that Slate report there are dozens of 'em. What's the Job Description? "Must like to suck."

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