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Naw, his Presidential hopes aren't dead. They're just resting.

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Fortunately Trump's wallet is suffering the death of a thousand cuts from his (latest) stupid remarks. Every day another corporation figures out a way to cut their ties with him. I never thought I'd say "Hooray for Corporate America" but I am on this issue.

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Spasmotica

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Unless Trump is competing in the damned pageant, no way are his rights being infringed. ugh, that image made me throw up in my mouth a little bit...

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ooooooo, maybe if we're lucky we'll get to see it switch hosts in the middle of the first debate. my bet it goes after Cruz or Christie.

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hahahah, I read that as fractally

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I really am grateful to Donald Trump. If the rest of his presidential campaign is as vile and racist as the announcement promises, we're in for a fun ride this election season. Sure, some of the other candidates are pretty crazy, but Trump trumps them all. I truly hope his campaign advisors are encouraging this behavior as much as possible. After all, there's no way he's winning the primary, so fuck it -- go out with a bang, right?

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This could be the rarest of rarities, a Trump personal bankruptcy. Mind you, if the attorneys working on this case seem not to be top-drawer, whoever handles the Donald's bankruptcies has been remarkably successful at sticking everybody else with the losses.

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Trump knows he will never win. So he can say whatever he feels like in public and private. Much to the jealousy of the the other Reb candidates. Who can only think "right on!" every time he open that cavernous maw.

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Don't be too quick to cheer. Sheer survival in a public market informs corporate decisions. It's dump Trump or their rivals will paint them in blackest colors of evil. Why their stock value might lose a penny or two as a result.

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That weasel is lookin' for some 'nads to go off on. Somebody give him Donnie's address, stat.

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He sells cars. Or whatever the "news" program is flogging this week.

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We are not defaming his image. We are mercilessly mocking it. Albeit from a safe distance. He looks like the sort who pulls a gun after a few beers.

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Public Figure = fair game for crazy people. Else we might get in trouble dissing The Donald like we do.

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I traveled in military convoys when I was there and I was still scared. And the guys on those cargo carrying bicycles were the scariest.

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Not to mention free speech means we are free to ignore you as hard as necessary.

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