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Finally saw the “NO PUPPET! NO PUPPET! YOURE THE PUPPET!” remark that started the meme here at Wonkette. I don’t recall a major media newsroom stating that Trump looked like a spoiled child after any of the debates. Liberal Media indeed.

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IKR Petunia? Like he couldn’t ride in a limo there.

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Should we be ashamed that our President did not represent us on the 100th anniversary of the Armistice, or would we be more ashamed if he had?

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If, 'election fuckery' isn't a part of the Urban Dictionary, then it damned well soon ought to be.Maybe even a special section for Florida fuckery, which always bites at the worst possible times.

Where's the Bushes? They know what happens in Florida first hand and could help to halt Heir Fewer right now, at this very moment. But noooooo, why save face or try to make a mends when there's the conservative lifeline to be preserved through cheating. The Bushes suck as well/as much as the Trumpps. They are all on team suck.

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Not have the patience? 🤔 Hmm, maybe they tried which pissed him off and now he’s refusing to go to the ceremony at the cemetery! It’s not about rain, it’s not about helicopters. 🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁

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I know.

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You'd think Florida would have made a real effort to do a better job at electioning since that world embarrassment from about 2000 or so....

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Agent 99 was a big crush of mine. Which dates me ... but sadly, does not date me. Wait , uh, time travel ...

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...more conspiracy theories festering up inside his molten Orange butthole! Classic Evan and I adore him for it.If anything is hinky w these "founded all the sudden votes" it's that they were in mostly Democratic counties. Why did Trump and Rick Scott and that racist fuck running for governor hide all the votes? That's the question people should ask.Trump makes zero sense to me! Can anyone sane understand his word salad? He shreds that shit! He just throws out elementary level words w dog whistles and key Republican words meant to invoke fear in the white race and the zombie fucks scream, "Lock her up!" blindly obeying their jesus come in the flesh! These damn evangelicals are some sick fucks and outed at this point. Problem is they think they are doing god's will and will support Trump and would lie, cheat, steal and kill to keep him in power! These fake christians are worse than the Islamic Extremists bc they are our next door neighbors, bosses, brothers, sisters, coworkers, wives, husbands and those normal looking humans walking down our streets. They've become the frauds, the modern day pharisees, the fake christians their very bible warned them about! Fucking hypocrites!I've never been so excited for a new Congress as I am this one! Who among us believes the Democrats will ask for Trump's tax returns, have to subpoena them, he gives them up shitting his Depends. Then comes investigations into previous cabinet members who stole tax payer dollars. Then the investigation into nepotism and making money off the presidency. This means his precious, Ivanka, will be intensely scrutinized! Trump will flip his shit, work out a deal w the dems to lay off him and his daughter and he will resign. Anyone?

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Perfectly cast and written. It's like the great coach of a great coaching tree.

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Arthur Wellesley was a political dinosaur all right, and I wish he'd never become Prime Minister. His opposition to reforming the voting system in Great Britain (rotten boroughs were very well named) was disgusting. At least he didn't oppose emancipation for Roman Catholics.But I can't help having a soft spot for the man who stopped Napoleon's forces in the Peninsula, famously said to a blackmail attempt by a woman who was writing a book about her highly placed lovers, including him, "Publish and be damned!" and described Queen Victoria's uncles as being the damnedest set of millstones that ever hung around the neck of any government. Which they pretty much were.And I regard Bonaparte as one of history's villains. Not because he made war on England and Prussia, but because of what he did to France. He had military genius and understood gunnery, but his arrogance led him to make bad mistakes. Invading Russia was bloody well insane and destroyed the Grand Armee.

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I would like to see their faces...

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They’ll go after the Reagan/sympathy angle to divert attention away from the atrocities.

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Funny to think of all the pop culture references that came out of that ONE show.

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They actually had at least a couple of hits. Just don't ask me what they were.

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