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Asta's avatar

And down to his knees. We, as kids, used to say that all the time. Dunlap's Disease- done lapped over his belt and down to his knees. That's a blast from the past, like 40 years ago! lol!

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KBadger's avatar

Let's face it - if she were "beauty pageant beautiful," Trump would be down there personally "assisting" her as often as possible.

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whitroth's avatar

Lady Mayor Cruz for VP, 2020!

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Teto85's avatar

Presidente pendejo naranjo.

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Teto85's avatar

Reilly(Steph's 5 yo daughter) Curry haz moar b-ball skillz than trump.

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kareemachan's avatar

Is drumpster still holding people's passports hostage to get them to pay for being saved?

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HooverVilles's avatar

Looking at those pictures of Trump on the golf course one can easily see that his "life battery" is running low.

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phoenix00's avatar

> Reilly Curry haz moar life skillz than Trump.

FTFY

https://media.giphy.com/med...

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miss_grundy's avatar

He is scared of Nazis. He wouldn't dare insult them.

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miss_grundy's avatar

I would say they use the word "sangano" which means stupid or a fool. I prefer "comemierda" but that is Cuban slang and means the individual eats shit.

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Tetsu Kaba “Mask it or casket”'s avatar

Of course the real reasons are nonwhite and nonRepublican for why they aren’t states.

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Grokenstein's avatar

Meanwhile the "temporary, until we figure this stuff out" travel ban goes on...

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miss_grundy's avatar

I just wish the people in the audience had swatted the paper towels rolls back at him. What a freaking racist bigot.

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lroom's avatar

I realized this week the reason he thinks we're so unfair to him is because President Obama was loved and respected by most of the world. He thinks Obama couldn't possibly have been respected for doing his job and being a good president. In his pathetic little mind he thought "Well if some black guy got all this respect it was only because of being president so as soon as I'm elected then the world will love and respect me too". He can't understand why everyone hates him because he's a white guy so they should love him even more.

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