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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Some silicone daughter with a condo he bought her told him he's not what it takes.

Catstro's avatar

Zombie ice dragons?

Keith Taylor's avatar

Homer Simpson once did a Trump-like ho-ho-ho at climate change, because there was a severe cold snap, so where's your climate change now, Lisa? Lisa became angry and yelled, "Dad, with global warming there IS more extreme weather!" and Homer responded with his "Suuuurrrre, Lisa," chuckle.Now Homer Simpson is in the White House, but this is real life so he doesn't have a nice side and his hair is worse.

mailman27's avatar

Hey, I'm right here fer cryin' out loud!

mailman27's avatar

Because who's a good boy?

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

No computer can calculate a number that large.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Can just imagine him sitting on the can cracking himself up again as he did every time he posted that same "joke".

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I am sure the intern agrees since those Nazis using the 'ok' hand symbol might make his impression of Buckwheat from the Little Rascals seem offensive.

Mavenmaven's avatar

“weather is your mood; climate is your personality" sound like a Sinatra lyric

Teto85's avatar

Fake president asshole says what?

commatoes (he/him) 🇺🇦's avatar

Trump's golf course in Scotland has a climate change contingency plan; if such a thing can actually mitigate complete inaction on AGW.

Comedienne Jane Goodley welcoming Shit Gibbon to to his golf course in Scotland. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

commatoes (he/him) 🇺🇦's avatar

I met someone rich from the Walmart Corp. so all of their workers must be doing alright. Oh yeah, their last name was Walton.

commatoes (he/him) 🇺🇦's avatar

Shittiest Fortune Cookie Ever!!!!!

commatoes (he/him) 🇺🇦's avatar

I explained to a person that North is up on a map because cartographers chose that way. North being up is arbitrary and does not mean anything.

He did not believe me.