"Today, we embark on a crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the West. You will be risking only your lives, while I will be risking an almost-certain nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. Raise your right hands for the pledge. And repeat after me: I...
Men:
I....
...your name...
Men:
...your name...
[to himself] Shmucks. [continues aloud]
...pledge allegiance...
Men:
...pledge allegiance...
...to Donald Trump...
Men:
...to Donald Drumpf....
THAT'S TRUMP!
Men:
That's Hedley!
...and to the evil...
Men:
...and to the evil...
...for which he stands.
Men:
...for which he stands.
Now go do... that voodoo... that YOU do... SO WELLLLLLL!
Best I could tell he closed out his stupid Two Days Hate with the same speech he gave on Night One. But I'm going by other people's notes on it. I can't watch or listen to the guy for more than a few seconds before my internal klaxon goes off and forces me to shut hum down.
Also because I was *attempting* to take the day off from Fat Donny for all of 9/11. Which was instructive, because I learned that YOU CAN'T! He's unavoidable. You can't escape. You can slide by the headlines or the email subject lines, but HE IS GOING TO FIND YOU! If your email client advances to the next message automatically, you're going to see his face. This is going to happen. To you! My prayer to the Internet fell on deaf ears. Perhaps I waited too long.
Also, you should check out Juliet Jeske's Trump Without Trump videos on Youtube. She painstakingly transcribes his remarks, then replaces his face with a word bubble and reads the transcript verbatim, so you don't have to see his face or hear his voice. And absent those two distractions it becomes *glaringly* apparent just how unhinged the shit he says is. She should -- at minimum -- get the Presidential Medal of Freedom, if not a Nobel Prize for this service to mankind.
But if I take Trump's $5,000, which is TOTALLY gonna happen, just like the $5,000 DOGE checks and the $2,500 tariff rebate checks that Trump promised and were ABSOLUTELY REAL, I might have to give up all that COMPLETELY VALID money that George Soros is giving me to hate Trump, and I'm not sure it's worth it.
...Today, we embark on a crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the West. You will be risking only your lives, while I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. Raise your right hands for the pledge. And repeat after me: I...
Men:
I...
Hedley Lamarr:
...your name...
Men:
...your name...
Hedley Lamarr:
[to himself] Shmucks. [continues aloud]
Hedley Lamarr:
...pledge allegiance...
Men:
...pledge allegiance...
Hedley Lamarr:
...to Hedley Lamarr...
Men:
...to Hedy Lamarr...
Hedley Lamarr:
THAT'S HEDLEY!
Men:
That's Hedley!
Hedley Lamarr:
...and to the evil...
Men:
...and to the evil...
Hedley Lamarr:
...for which he stands.
Men:
...for which he stands.
Hedley Lamarr:
Now go do... that voodoo... that YOU do... SO WELL...! [Men shoot at the sky in joy and ride off]
At this point, TFG doesn't care that Libs laugh at him. To him it means we noticed him and listened to what he said. He wears our scorn like a badge of honor.
Poor little Queensborough runt will never get over being rejected over and over by Manhattan. (Never mind rejection over and over by every woman with any education. (Explains why he has to use money or violence to get near even the Soviet-bloc peasant wives.)
"Today, we embark on a crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the West. You will be risking only your lives, while I will be risking an almost-certain nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. Raise your right hands for the pledge. And repeat after me: I...
Men:
I....
...your name...
Men:
...your name...
[to himself] Shmucks. [continues aloud]
...pledge allegiance...
Men:
...pledge allegiance...
...to Donald Trump...
Men:
...to Donald Drumpf....
THAT'S TRUMP!
Men:
That's Hedley!
...and to the evil...
Men:
...and to the evil...
...for which he stands.
Men:
...for which he stands.
Now go do... that voodoo... that YOU do... SO WELLLLLLL!
Best I could tell he closed out his stupid Two Days Hate with the same speech he gave on Night One. But I'm going by other people's notes on it. I can't watch or listen to the guy for more than a few seconds before my internal klaxon goes off and forces me to shut hum down.
Also because I was *attempting* to take the day off from Fat Donny for all of 9/11. Which was instructive, because I learned that YOU CAN'T! He's unavoidable. You can't escape. You can slide by the headlines or the email subject lines, but HE IS GOING TO FIND YOU! If your email client advances to the next message automatically, you're going to see his face. This is going to happen. To you! My prayer to the Internet fell on deaf ears. Perhaps I waited too long.
The browser extension Make America Kittens Again has saved my sanity for real. It replaces pictures of his stupid face with pictures of cute kitties.
Does that have a Safari variant?
Also, you should check out Juliet Jeske's Trump Without Trump videos on Youtube. She painstakingly transcribes his remarks, then replaces his face with a word bubble and reads the transcript verbatim, so you don't have to see his face or hear his voice. And absent those two distractions it becomes *glaringly* apparent just how unhinged the shit he says is. She should -- at minimum -- get the Presidential Medal of Freedom, if not a Nobel Prize for this service to mankind.
I was watching Children of Hitler on TCM while the whole Nazi Circle Jerk was running. Lots of similarities.
I wanna know how they filtered the audience so the generally attractive MAGA trads all sat behind him.
I really don't pay much attention to the Trumpalooza, but did notice they were nearly all WASPy blondes.
TWICE. They were in the exact same places. Two nights in a row.
But if I take Trump's $5,000, which is TOTALLY gonna happen, just like the $5,000 DOGE checks and the $2,500 tariff rebate checks that Trump promised and were ABSOLUTELY REAL, I might have to give up all that COMPLETELY VALID money that George Soros is giving me to hate Trump, and I'm not sure it's worth it.
im torn too
Well tears are definitely in MY eyes.
Hedley Lamarr:
...Today, we embark on a crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the West. You will be risking only your lives, while I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. Raise your right hands for the pledge. And repeat after me: I...
Men:
I...
Hedley Lamarr:
...your name...
Men:
...your name...
Hedley Lamarr:
[to himself] Shmucks. [continues aloud]
Hedley Lamarr:
...pledge allegiance...
Men:
...pledge allegiance...
Hedley Lamarr:
...to Hedley Lamarr...
Men:
...to Hedy Lamarr...
Hedley Lamarr:
THAT'S HEDLEY!
Men:
That's Hedley!
Hedley Lamarr:
...and to the evil...
Men:
...and to the evil...
Hedley Lamarr:
...for which he stands.
Men:
...for which he stands.
Hedley Lamarr:
Now go do... that voodoo... that YOU do... SO WELL...! [Men shoot at the sky in joy and ride off]
I saw it!
https://bsky.app/profile/theblueape.bsky.social/post/3mvbtufozms2z
Ist Don-Don's Deutsch genauso schlecht wie sein Englisch? Höchstwahrscheinlich ...
Nothing days Hilter like swearing allegiance to the Supreme Leader.
But stop calling us Nazis you libs!!!!
This guy is not good at leading oaths. Or keeping them.
At this point, TFG doesn't care that Libs laugh at him. To him it means we noticed him and listened to what he said. He wears our scorn like a badge of honor.
Poor little Queensborough runt will never get over being rejected over and over by Manhattan. (Never mind rejection over and over by every woman with any education. (Explains why he has to use money or violence to get near even the Soviet-bloc peasant wives.)
I mean he led a failed putsch but was re-elected because eggs and raspy voice and pronouns.
We need better governance. We need a better electorate.
Wait, “loves us so much he can’t even breathe”? Sigh. Yet another empty promise.
LOVE ME MORE. YOU CANNOT LOVE ME ENOUGH. MORE, PLEASE, SIR.
As long as they continue to idolize and model themselves on him even after he dies, I’ll be happy. Or maybe finally happy.
"....that loves us so much he can’t even breathe..." If only this were true.
Love me two time, girl
One for tomorrow
One just for today
Love me two times
I'm goin' away
We can only hope