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Anarchy Pony's avatar

Reminder that the ever popular "death toll of communism" also includes all the nazis on the eastern front...

HerstoryRepeating's avatar

He’s literally coming at journalists, like a snarling, obese and confused beast, except he’s obese and confused, while not being a beast…at this point, there are not reality shows strong enough, to compete with actual reality.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

I took an uber to target to get a bicycle tube because i didnt leave myself enough time to take the bus. This guy's car REEKED of cologne; to the point that now i stink of it after riding in his damn car. It's all in my hair. Ugh.

eliz_'s avatar

I'm working from home today. One of my dogs has doggy dementia and will only eat off of a fork on a sofa from only my one son (and, occasionally, me).

I'm just really frustrated that we have three other people in the house who don't care to do anything.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I hadn't realized why Donnie thought he had charisma until Ken Paxton started to give a speech.

The light bulb over my head strobe flashed and I KNEW WHY instantly. In comparison to the rest of the GOP donnie actually does seem charisma adjacent while Ken Paxton must be the universal source of anti-charisma particles.

42tontom's avatar

AND YET

These chucklefucks control the entire US government.

helenasgarden's avatar

I finally saw Paxton on TV. He looked like he had been resurrected through the dark arts.

Richard S's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.....

helenasgarden's avatar

Indubitably. (Ha. Never get to use that word.)

Meccalopolis's avatar

He looks like an extra in The Mask.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

it is now yrrrrrrrrr time forrrrrrrr yrrrrr

smoking lamp!

it lit!!

(here's Hooper hooraaaaaaay!)

SkeptiKC's avatar

Hell YES!

[fires up generously loaded bowl of potent cannabis and inhales deeply]

Donald Laporte's avatar

It's almost Drinky Time!

blueicebank's avatar

Elsewhere in Crazy Town:

"Trump mail rule nearly costs a county its ballot envelopes over a gap thinner than paper "

A Florida county's mail ballot envelopes were nearly rejected by the U.S. Postal Service over a razor-thin spacing discrepancy, offering a preview of the chaos election officials fear if President Donald Trump's mail-voting restrictions take full effect this November.

According to the liberal site Democracy Docket, USPS flagged Leon County's ballot envelopes because two design elements sat just 0.014 inches closer together than regulations allow. Supervisor of Elections Mark Earley didn't hide his frustration with the rejection. "It's ridiculous," Earley told the Tallahassee Democrat.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-mail-in-voting-order/

Well, that's a full 1 point on a pica pole, or line gauge for you old fuddy duddies. Which is 1/12th of a pica, or 1.3333 pixels, or 0.352778 mm for our European guests. Not sure this is on the Planck Scale. (It's 2.1827 × 10³¹ planks, which is one hell of a long peer.)

Richard S's avatar

Make them calibrate their sensors.....

SkeptiKC's avatar

This is going to be an unmitigated gawd damned shit show. I am DREADING the November elections with every indignant fiber of my being.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

I can’t breathe”

Worst auto-erotic pron script ever

gallbladder's avatar

Best comment:

"I wish I could love him so much that he couldn't breathe. I would start that love right this second. Please let me know if this becomes a real opportunity."

SkeptiKC's avatar

He is dangerously deranged. Furiously fucked up and a fierce threat to this republic's future.

We are in a VERY bad place; an absolute psychopath is stinking up the Oval Office and shitting all over citizens at EVERY given opportunity.

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Saaaaay, you know *who else* tried to defeat the Communists?

Mr Beeep's avatar

Alex P Keaton?

Daniel's avatar

Dragoljub "Draža" Mihailović?

Cincinnatus's avatar

Now you're just throwing up random letters ....

gallbladder's avatar

Gee, for a guy who wants to be the "most" and "greatest" at everything, you'd think that he'd be positively 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 at a chance to lose and be impeached a third time.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

I've already voted in 12 states.

Oy!'s avatar

And fuck pompous, pontificating plagarist Mike Barnicle

Nicole Wallace has him on to talk about 9/11. Sometimes her guest choices are just really bad - but maybe she has to take him at a producer's 'suggestion'? Barnicle is a fixture on the MSNBC morning show "Morning Joe" (ugh).

The arrogant asshole Barnicle was a 'big deal' columnist at the Boston Globe for 25 years and he always took up more space and time than he deserved.

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"Boston columnist resigns amid new plagiarism charges" –https://www.cnn.com/US/9808/19/barnicle/

"Globe editor Matthew Storin told the staff that he had asked for and received Barnicle's resignation, because of questions about whether the writer had fabricated characters in a 1995 column.

Also, in an issue that will hit newsstands Friday, The Boston Phoenix weekly newspaper will report that Barnicle lifted portions of a 1986 column from a 1961 book by journalist A.J. Liebling.

Earlier this month, Storin demanded Barnicle's resignation after discovering that he used jokes from a book by George Carlin without attribution in an August 2 column. But after an outcry from the public and some other journalists, Storin relented and announced last week that Barnicle would be suspended for two months without pay instead."

Antifa Commander's avatar

Nicole Wallace has him on to talk about 9/11.

WHY?

ffs.

Daniel's avatar

The resignation letter was signed by Barnicle, though on closer examination it appeared he had written this over someone else's name.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Wow, talk about an "on the nose" name.

Daniel's avatar

The only person with barnacles on his nose is Steve Bannon. Also woodworm.

helenasgarden's avatar

I've never liked him. Good to know. Thanks. Nicolle seems to entertain has-beens.

Fartknocker's avatar

The price of my favorite pork chops went up to $4.09/lb. Two weeks ago they were $3.69. My favorite salsa from Mexico went up $0.40. Fucking tarrifs. When you fuck with my favorite Mexican salsa you're about to see me go evil on your ass.

42tontom's avatar

Two weeks ago they were a lot fresher also too

*rimshot*

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

And you don't dare make your own unless you grew the vegetables.

William Donnell's avatar

Out of the ground? What witchcraft is this?

William Donnell's avatar

Give 'em the whole nine yards!

HerstoryRepeating's avatar

What I am taking from this day, in the past, so much .

Today: Hey, not you, you’re the worst.