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Taped, not frozen in place with hair spray?

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He is going to announce his campaign to identify the biggest asshole has come to an end and he is it.

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"As Trump got more and more exposure over the last month Republicans didn't just decide they weren't interested in having him as their nominee- they also decided they flat don't like him."

His bald spot might not have been exposed, but his ass sure was.

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He liked like a rug. Or as we say around my house: He lied like a Republican.

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And he's very, very, very proud of it.

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Tonight on a very special <i>Celebrity Apprentice</i> ... Trumpette learns a secret that could change his life forever.

(My guess: Switched at birth.)

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