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Roni Raven, Queen of the Shoes's avatar

Marla Maples libelz!!!!!

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lroom's avatar

Your right. That actually is insulting to Lucifer.

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mailman27's avatar

I'm just sorry he isn't watching it at the Crowbar Motel.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Snark off: I hope he gets KILLED over this. It's exactly the kind of hypocrisy that his resentful supporters will...resent.

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DeputyVanHalen's avatar

His supporters live in a bubble of hypocrisy themselves. They're going to back him no matter what at this point.

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Starfish's avatar

Well, at least we know now how he's going to make em pay for the wall!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Bidenator, check your hair -carefully- in the mirror.

You just may be hosting an alien lifeform perched up there.

If you have any signs of very sturdy orange fibers, we're probably going to have to call in the Men In Black.

Just act casual. Also don't make sudden moves.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

I am told that Melania speaks several languages. She may not be all that smart, but she is well-educated. Still, she's living proof that foreign workers will do jobs than no American would want.

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therblig's avatar

they'll continue to blame them damn furriners for everything. including their failing 3rd grade.

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therblig's avatar

you want freis with that?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Cruz is blink-signalling his man in the crowd to keep using the heart-attack gun, it's almost working!

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Hutch's avatar

Sort of like that Kolchak episode?!?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

The thing about Trumpy is that, while he's riling up a fascist movement, he's unprincipled. That's a GOOD thing, for us. He's a wheeler-dealer. He'll do any deal. If he thought he could win the race by supporting single-payer healthcare and abortion on demand, he'd do it. Hence if (God forbid) he becomes Prez he'll do deals and make U-turns, as opposed to Calgary Ted, who would declare Thermonuclear Crusade in the first month.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Vă mulțumesc, domnule Trump!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Fuck, the class I just took in human trafficking listed several of the things in this article as red flags. WTF?

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chicken thief's avatar

Agreed. Trump has already floated universal health care, a tax on Wall St speculation, and an ok-ness with Planned Parenthood. Who knows what other ideas a sweet talking Liz Warren might sell him?

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