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I'm sure a lot of them do. And Catman is bloody right that it is disturbing.

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I'm Australian. I think we'll have to worry about him all right.

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And a much lower IQ.

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I have the strongest, hottest golden showers. The best!

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5th grade linguistics. Aka the best words.

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"IQ tests needed" as well.

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Hey I live barely 45 mins from the Canadian/US border.....

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The best enemies.

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Word.

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See dick run is basically the story of his campaign

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Early on, I said Trump hadn't read a book since he was in Wharton. Then, I thought about it more, and decided he didn't read any books while attending Wharton. He paid people to write his papers and take his tests. I found out one of my dearest friends made a living writing papers and taking tests while she was in college (not at Wharton), so I'm more sure than ever that this is true. I doubt Trump could pass a test on basic literacy. Literally.

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My Pet Goat?

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A. Snapchat. Interview.

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Actually, only the individual R's are backwards.

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can we send him The Audacity of Hope and March: Book Three to see if he can read at all or if he'll just put them on his night stand to prove that he can read?

also too: he likes bullets, but not bullet points. a bullet is not a bullet if it's just a bullet point.

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How did the USA manage to find someone with an even shorter attention span than George W. Bush?.. and even more uninterested in the world? Oh well, glad I'm not an American who has to pay into that shit show.

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