Trump praying, we think. Are you excited to hear what Donald Trump said at the big gay confab for gay-hatin' religious right fuckbrains in Florida on Thursday? You'll remember we LOLed earlier this week at a Washington Post writer who #SlatePitched us in the face about how Trump isn't anti-gay, he's just teaching Republicans how to love the homosexuals in their own special way. It was funny because Trump was
the only people who seem to have forgotten that Sunday School exists are the people who are all, "Bu-bu-buuuutttt!! If you don't teach creationism in biology class, how are our children supposed to LEARN about it?!?!?" and a lot of us say, "they can learn about biology in biology class and creationism in Bible Study or Sunday School or both, genius! you wouldn't want to taint your child's understanding of scripture with someone else's interpretation, now would you? no you would not. now sit quietly while the science people talk about sciency thngs."
anyway, let's all turn to the book of Lewis Black where he can tell us all about Gay Banditos:
Sorry but for more than a decade I lived in Indianapolis and downstate Illinois - those are much closer to being the capital of white America (aka Trump's People).
Portland is the capital of whiny hipster white America, at most. And even at that it is probably second to Brooklyn.
The mix of delusion, denial, and hypocrisy, just to start, in these people, is simply amazing. If anyone other than white Christianist Americans were supposing these thoughts, in some back country Asian, African, or South American place, these very same white Christianist Americans would suppose those OTHER peoples were at least primitive and ignorant, and probably even more. But here WE are. With nothing to spare these white Christianist Americans from a unanimous agreement about their own ignorance and primitive thinking than just their American whiteness. My fucking God...
We had that chat too. I didn't get much push back on my assertion that fuck isn't taking anyone's name in vain... and if breed is an OK word, fuck must be too.
Bartlet: I don't need a flu shot.Morris: You do need a flu shot.Bartlet: How do I know this isn't the start of a military coup?Morris: Sir?Bartlet: I want the Secret Service in here right away.Morris: In the event of a military coup, sir, what makes you think the Secret Service is gonna be on your side?Bartlet: Now that's a thought that's gonna fester.
How many weeks till he starts calling for an end to the laws against cross burning? As his list of folks he can pander to shrinks, I think this is a definite posssiblity
no jews box, you say?
the only people who seem to have forgotten that Sunday School exists are the people who are all, "Bu-bu-buuuutttt!! If you don't teach creationism in biology class, how are our children supposed to LEARN about it?!?!?" and a lot of us say, "they can learn about biology in biology class and creationism in Bible Study or Sunday School or both, genius! you wouldn't want to taint your child's understanding of scripture with someone else's interpretation, now would you? no you would not. now sit quietly while the science people talk about sciency thngs."
anyway, let's all turn to the book of Lewis Black where he can tell us all about Gay Banditos:
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Sorry but for more than a decade I lived in Indianapolis and downstate Illinois - those are much closer to being the capital of white America (aka Trump's People).
Portland is the capital of whiny hipster white America, at most. And even at that it is probably second to Brooklyn.
The penalty for being like him on Ferenganar is to be taken to the top of the Grand Exchange building and tossed off.
Indiana never banned black people
The mix of delusion, denial, and hypocrisy, just to start, in these people, is simply amazing. If anyone other than white Christianist Americans were supposing these thoughts, in some back country Asian, African, or South American place, these very same white Christianist Americans would suppose those OTHER peoples were at least primitive and ignorant, and probably even more. But here WE are. With nothing to spare these white Christianist Americans from a unanimous agreement about their own ignorance and primitive thinking than just their American whiteness. My fucking God...
We had that chat too. I didn't get much push back on my assertion that fuck isn't taking anyone's name in vain... and if breed is an OK word, fuck must be too.
I loved Sunday school, but vacation bible school was the best. We got to make Noah's ark out of popsicle sticks!
Did you have contests to see how many little plastic animals you could stack on them before they sank?
Bartlet: I don't need a flu shot.Morris: You do need a flu shot.Bartlet: How do I know this isn't the start of a military coup?Morris: Sir?Bartlet: I want the Secret Service in here right away.Morris: In the event of a military coup, sir, what makes you think the Secret Service is gonna be on your side?Bartlet: Now that's a thought that's gonna fester.
Once you get past the idea of the holy ghost as god sperm, you'll Swallow anything
Well Jesus is a bit busy on more important matters to help the children!
Pascal's Wager/Homer's Wager
Lol, read that out loud in Jerry Seinfeld voice.
Weird. Vacation Bible school is where I learned about sex and drugs.
How many weeks till he starts calling for an end to the laws against cross burning? As his list of folks he can pander to shrinks, I think this is a definite posssiblity