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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Wow, you really are old! Though I can even remember when her parents were pretty good people.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

It would be irresponsible not, etc.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

And there's never been a major candidate so full of utter bullshit. He tells it like the worst Americans wish it were.

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Good!This kind of propaganda will get out the vote.

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Operation American Jesus®'s avatar

And those same Mad Men-era male writers were producing ads for women's products like this for placement in women's magazines. For our younger Wonketeers possibly not familiar with it, this is an ad for pantyhose:... http://www.nwhm.org/blog/wp...

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wavicles's avatar

I want to hear him deny that he fucks pigs.

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phoenix00's avatar

His various wives?

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jmhm's avatar

The classic home product ad with two women discussing the virtues of the project was known, until fairly recently, as "two cs in a k." K is kitchen.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It's coming out right after the tax returns.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

May polls don't mean shit. May 1992 had George H. W. Bush - 35%, Ross Perot, 35%, and Bill Clinton - 25%.

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aureolamanita's avatar

I would like to report that I have now "read it somewheres on the innerwebs" that Trump is hiding his tax returns to conceal the numerous paternity payments he's been deducting. Also, the pig-fucking. I think that was part of it.

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aureolamanita's avatar

I think you spelled 'Mexicans' wrong.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Silly you. Decades of the ultra riches taking their jobs away, underfunding their education and taking their radio stations and newspapers away so they'll listen to and believe that nice Fox News and hate radio, imbuing them with hate and fear, and denying them health care--what did you think that was all designed to do? Just a slight miscalculation on their part led to Trump, but they're going to try and figure that out right now.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Oh, his weight doesn't matter, he's a MAN! What are you thinking?!

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Not just normal, he encourages it and empowers it. It's the worst thing about him.

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

Two minutes? Show off.

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