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a whale of a statement

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Preeeeee-cisely.

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Carly is available to do pratfalls through the bleachers, if anybody needs that.

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Only with votes.

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It's a bridge too far.

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Hey, how about an empty chair? It worked great last time!

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She's a future Wonkette commenter if, in those future times, comments are allowed.

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Or Eric Cantor.

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No, Villago is in the right place for brilliant and insightful, just in the wrong place for rising to power in the Trump administration.

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Well, he didn't need to. He soiled his little knickers.

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And Johnson, who was at least the only Southern senator who didn't go with the traitors in 1861.

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It's the only way he can stay on his own message.

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How is that quote not, like, everywhere around the clock?

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Actually, wasn't there a story a while back that that's what the code actually was so it could be easily remembered in case top leadership was incapacitated?

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but they've been defunded. NAH UH.

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.... but can't we just elect Hillary or Sanders and forget these unpleasant thoughts?

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