233 Comments
User's avatar
phoenix00's avatar

a whale of a statement

Expand full comment
Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Preeeeee-cisely.

Expand full comment
Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Carly is available to do pratfalls through the bleachers, if anybody needs that.

Expand full comment
Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Only with votes.

Expand full comment
Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It's a bridge too far.

Expand full comment
Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hey, how about an empty chair? It worked great last time!

Expand full comment
Mehmeisterjr's avatar

She's a future Wonkette commenter if, in those future times, comments are allowed.

Expand full comment
Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Or Eric Cantor.

Expand full comment
Mehmeisterjr's avatar

No, Villago is in the right place for brilliant and insightful, just in the wrong place for rising to power in the Trump administration.

Expand full comment
Doloras Funkette's avatar

Well, he didn't need to. He soiled his little knickers.

Expand full comment
Doloras Funkette's avatar

And Johnson, who was at least the only Southern senator who didn't go with the traitors in 1861.

Expand full comment
Ill-Advised's avatar

It's the only way he can stay on his own message.

Expand full comment
ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

How is that quote not, like, everywhere around the clock?

Expand full comment
ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Actually, wasn't there a story a while back that that's what the code actually was so it could be easily remembered in case top leadership was incapacitated?

Expand full comment
phoenix00's avatar

but they've been defunded. NAH UH.

Expand full comment
phoenix00's avatar

.... but can't we just elect Hillary or Sanders and forget these unpleasant thoughts?

Expand full comment