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I like where your head is at on this one! As long as we're fantasizing about our desires, can we also have all of these lawsuits get hung up in the Supreme Court because there isn't a ninth justice to break the tie? Also, I want Carly Fiorina to be Ted Cruz's VP choice, and Sarah Palin to be Donald Trump's choice, can that happen too, please?

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Ed Bzoky yes, he is, a habitual one https://youtu.be/D9J3vvG5rV8

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Cruz has lied from attacks on carson in iowa to recent attack on trump's wife. Lying Ted is a name that suits him well.

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Sending him regular finger updates no less:

To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits. (source)

Gold sharpie, classiest of all the permanent markers.

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Some people have latent talents- Wonkette writers snark, Carly Fiorina lies, Sarah Palin grifts and Trump is a short fingered vulgarian troll of the first order. Ted Cruz's talent seems to be getting people to despise him......it's what unites us together.

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seems like teh Donald is still hot under the collar about how stoopid he looked trying to be the YOOOOGEST XTIAN EVER and told his dumb 2 Corinthians joke. Ya just gotta know it pisses him off that he had to suck up to the fundies, especially when it did him absolutely no good at all in IA. He's one tantrum away from calling all the fundies stoopid for voting for anyone but him.

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Common ground? Can we all agree at least that we dislike Cruz, so much, on both sides of the aisle that he never get to be elected for anything again?I might give up 35th term abortions just for that.

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I also find it hilarious that the GOP senate is still refusing to rescue Ted Cruz with a resolution saying he is not a poutine-sucking Canadian. Man people hate that guy....I love it.

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11 dimensional chess, nofuckslefttogive, Barry Bamz is taking notes, I hope!

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OK this is close! :)

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This is tangential, but anyone who has actually crossed the border into Mexico, at least in Arizona, knows there is ALREADY a wall in place, as well as three very thorough checkpoints, the last one something like forty miles from the border itself.

But, yeah, just keep fucking that wall chicken, Trump.

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Stuck in the middle again....

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It's what they're used to from church. The average evangelical preacher uses volume instead of logic, reason, common sense, intellect, etc...

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I'll blog his Canadian ass! Caps Lock ... ON!!!

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I have heard that there are places that allow them.

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Looks like Ted Cruz is about to get schlonged

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