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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Except I would be concerned for the toddler. Instead, I'm worried about everyone else in the room.

Viewmeister's avatar

Misshapen clot of congealed chip fat? Which rolled under the bed and got dust bunnies, dead skin cells, and stray pubes stuck on it?

Lefty Wright's avatar

Trump could still pardon him. He was cremated, otherwise Trump could dig him up for a White House visit.

Erala Contratista's avatar

Geez!!What an honor.A massively tainted pardon from a clown who doesn't know them and is trying to buy some goodie points using their names.Take a long time to get that slime off.I'd admire Ms Stewart if she refused the pardon.She may have been stupid, but she paid the price with Grace.

Erala Contratista's avatar

Loved that remark about eating the game pieces!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

A piece of unsolicited advice for Heidi Cruz:

Flee! Flee now. Pack up the kids and all the cans of soup you can cram into the minivan and get away from that man.

I know it won't be easy, you being so appallingly, nauseatingly ugly (according to your husband's new best friend) but you just have to get away from that toxic sleazeball you inexplicably married.

MamaBrown's avatar

If he pardons Blago he can say he's so non partisan, its all about being fair. See? Look at Blago! He's a Democrat! And I pardoned him! Its the unfairness he hates!

Sticky Icky's avatar

And you get a pardon. and you get a pardon. and you get a pardon.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

What did the Scientist on parole for beastiality tell the Admin Assistant?

“If anyone calls, I’ll be in my Lab”

Dr. Rags's avatar

Yes, good catch. Lots of legal eagles described that pardon as a significant constitutional issue but nobody evidently was willing to press the matter. It likely represents a breach of the rule of law, and hence impeachable, if Mueller decided to add it to the laundry list.....

Donkey Option's avatar

I still think he's just pardoning people who are related to reality TV because he honestly thinks that people like him - "rich" and marginally famous from crap TV, are above the law. Is he trying to signal to those who are flipping on him? Perhaps? I think it's just him being on the side of famous people. And people famous with his followers.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I imagine that, when it comes to strategic thinking, Trump demonstrates the same level seen in any runof-the-mill DSFB troll. The money makes the difference.