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Longstreet63's avatar

It's fine. Everything sounds cool in Gaelic.

Or, wait, I meant French. Gaelic always sounds like someone's left their teeth at home.

er...no offense.

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JH Marx, Resister's avatar

Two pence coin, one could buy candy for tuppence ha'penny!

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Longstreet63's avatar

I propose we join forces and denounce Icelandic.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

But that's such a heartwarming story. Just think, his great-grandchild can play with the kid's mom.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

He's showing us exactly how incompetent and indecisive he is, exactly how idiotically and stupidly he behaves when faced with a time deadline, the need to make a functional choice, the need to act like a competent adult.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

That's funny, because "Moron Tang" is also the official Pantone shade of Trump's skin.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Trump (to his staff): So, I said that guy what's his name would be my VP, that's not something I really have to do or anything, right? I mean I just SAID It, I don't actually have to do it, like when I said I'd build those condos, right? What does VP stand for again? There's more than one, right? I have a bunch of VP's in my companies.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

And $hillary

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Cat Cafe's avatar

And unlikable, don't forget unlikable. Poll questions: So, how would you feel voting for someone as untrustworthy as Hillary Clinton? On a scale of one to ten, how badly do you dislike her, given that she's so unlikable? Last, do you think she is a practicing witch, or does she keep her witch-activities secret?

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Trump finally realizes that his tweets actually constitute something he has to adhere to. Also that there's only one VP and he can't fire someone after he chooses them.

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phoenix00's avatar

"Unpredictably presidential"

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phoenix00's avatar

Ladies and gentlemen, a case of The Hangrys.

Never let your former NJ governor go Hangrys.

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Next time someone says the US needs an official language, propose Icelandic, because of Leif Ericsson.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Trump & Pence sound like a knock-off version of Punch & Judy. I can totally picture them shrieking in high-pitched voices, hitting each other with bats and throwing babies out of windows. The kids'll love it.

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Dolmance's avatar

Just imagine that Pence idiot in a debate with Elizabeth Warren.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Thanks. I have not heard of that one.

Have a good weekend!

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