Add your own Darth Vader 'Noooooo!' SFX In a surprise announcement that was only surprising because it was delayed a couple hours instead of longer, Donald Trump has named Indiana Governor Mike Pence as his running mate, mostly because Pence was already in New York and needed to
He's showing us exactly how incompetent and indecisive he is, exactly how idiotically and stupidly he behaves when faced with a time deadline, the need to make a functional choice, the need to act like a competent adult.
Trump (to his staff): So, I said that guy what's his name would be my VP, that's not something I really have to do or anything, right? I mean I just SAID It, I don't actually have to do it, like when I said I'd build those condos, right? What does VP stand for again? There's more than one, right? I have a bunch of VP's in my companies.
And unlikable, don't forget unlikable. Poll questions: So, how would you feel voting for someone as untrustworthy as Hillary Clinton? On a scale of one to ten, how badly do you dislike her, given that she's so unlikable? Last, do you think she is a practicing witch, or does she keep her witch-activities secret?
Trump finally realizes that his tweets actually constitute something he has to adhere to. Also that there's only one VP and he can't fire someone after he chooses them.
Trump & Pence sound like a knock-off version of Punch & Judy. I can totally picture them shrieking in high-pitched voices, hitting each other with bats and throwing babies out of windows. The kids'll love it.
It's fine. Everything sounds cool in Gaelic.
Or, wait, I meant French. Gaelic always sounds like someone's left their teeth at home.
er...no offense.
Two pence coin, one could buy candy for tuppence ha'penny!
I propose we join forces and denounce Icelandic.
But that's such a heartwarming story. Just think, his great-grandchild can play with the kid's mom.
He's showing us exactly how incompetent and indecisive he is, exactly how idiotically and stupidly he behaves when faced with a time deadline, the need to make a functional choice, the need to act like a competent adult.
That's funny, because "Moron Tang" is also the official Pantone shade of Trump's skin.
Trump (to his staff): So, I said that guy what's his name would be my VP, that's not something I really have to do or anything, right? I mean I just SAID It, I don't actually have to do it, like when I said I'd build those condos, right? What does VP stand for again? There's more than one, right? I have a bunch of VP's in my companies.
And $hillary
And unlikable, don't forget unlikable. Poll questions: So, how would you feel voting for someone as untrustworthy as Hillary Clinton? On a scale of one to ten, how badly do you dislike her, given that she's so unlikable? Last, do you think she is a practicing witch, or does she keep her witch-activities secret?
Trump finally realizes that his tweets actually constitute something he has to adhere to. Also that there's only one VP and he can't fire someone after he chooses them.
"Unpredictably presidential"
Ladies and gentlemen, a case of The Hangrys.
Never let your former NJ governor go Hangrys.
Next time someone says the US needs an official language, propose Icelandic, because of Leif Ericsson.
Trump & Pence sound like a knock-off version of Punch & Judy. I can totally picture them shrieking in high-pitched voices, hitting each other with bats and throwing babies out of windows. The kids'll love it.
Just imagine that Pence idiot in a debate with Elizabeth Warren.
Thanks. I have not heard of that one.
Have a good weekend!