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But there is nothing stopping us from guessing.

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A lot of us guys "don't get it" either.

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So, a close race?

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Well, THAT e-mail investigation is over, but the results were unsatisfactory. So I expect another the next session. especially if Hillary is POTUS.

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OK, but can you lend me your copy of the Gay Agenda? Every other gay I have asked has just looked at me strangely and walked away.

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I don't know. Ask an Event Planner.

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That's what she he said.

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Have you seen Hephaestion?! Who could say no to that kind of beauty?

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Methinks etc. etc.

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One thing seems clear is that Real Hetero Man Howard Stern really wanted to talk about boner fights. Couldn't seem to let go, actually.

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Well no one has said it yet, so it must be said, Fourth Grader libelzzzzz! (This from mine, for example.)https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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They always say "I'm a lover, not a fighter", but why can't it be both?

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Well really you're going to have to credit Mr. Howard Stern for this one. Sorry, Wonkerdoodles.

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Well at least Hillary told him about the vetoes. I bet he was super excited to learn about those. If I could draw...a cartoon with somebody whispering in his ear as he's sitting (god forbid) at the desk in the oval office "it's like "Your Fired!", but for bills.

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It all arises from the same void where compassion and human decency normally reside.

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So don't compare. Like you said.

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