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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Secretary of Labor? What happened? Did the head of Pinkertons turn it down?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, if you can't pinpoint responsibility, it automatically goes to the guy at the top, right? I mean, Kirk took responsibility for shooting that Klingon ship even though he didn't order it or pull the trigger. Something about the guy at the top ultimately being responsible for any action taken by those beneath him.

Oh wait. Roddenberry envisioned the Federation as a liberal utopia with serious guns.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Remember, there's nothing wrong with the old tried and true favorites like "pussy ass bitch".

Captain Kraut's avatar

"Phasers set to stun", that tells you all you need to know about those space commie libtards.

In the republican "Federalist Federation", the phasers are set to "torture".

Captain Kraut's avatar

YMMV, but in my work experience, it's mostly the "male incompetent stupid bitches" who are the problem.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

So... it seems this turd didn't fall far from the asshole that produced it.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

And the poorhouses, are those still in operation - ?

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Since he's clearly an asshole, it's a good thing that he got his dad's looks...

SydneyP's avatar

Poor Eu-gene. His daddy turned up dead while daddy was off in the middle of nowhere, with daddy's boy-toy, on Valentine's Day. Wery sad.

SydneyP's avatar

In other words, a FINE Republican appointee.

SydneyP's avatar

I had to google -- DV can stand for a bunch of things, but "domestic violence" seems to fit Bannon best.

"M"'s avatar

That is it. I didn't want to trigger anybody who didn't already know

george lastrapes's avatar

I called his father 'Justice Scalytail', never certain whether I was calling him ratlike, reptilian, or satanic. Cardinal Scalia, the Inquisition's torture researcher?

La forza del resistino's avatar

Is asking that any Grand Poobah of Labor nominee provide any past history of being an hourly paid worker or God forbid a Union member unreasonable?

Antifa Commander's avatar

Secretary of Slavedriving, more like.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

So this guy represented Juul? I wonder if they're going to use him to lean on Trump to roll back his anti-vaping decree?