Donald Trump is no longer this month’s Indianapolis 500 pace car driver. [...] In recent weeks, Trump pressed President Barack Obama to prove his birthplace, which created a media firestorm. Speedway officials felt the backlash and were inundated by complaints on social media, including a Facebook page called “Dump Trump.”
I think the Indy people finally realized that the whole idea was just too tacky. (Admittedly, Trump's insistence on a gold-plated pace car probably didn't help his chances.)
I’d be surprised if they could ever find a helmet that would fit his head. And the hair, if you did manage to get the hair inside a helmet how would you get it off? And if you did get it off what the hell would Donald’s hair look like? THESE QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED PEOPLE!!
I love you. That's the funniest thing I read this week, and Wonketters are pretty funny bunch.
Ahhh, Jackie Stewart. That is all.
I think the Indy people finally realized that the whole idea was just too tacky. (Admittedly, Trump's insistence on a gold-plated pace car probably didn't help his chances.)
Happily, Wonkette isn't infested with Chump Downfisting Trolls (unlike WhazzUpChuck Norris' posse).
Bulls are not impressed with bullshit.
Don't try to steal New Orleans' motto, you Hoosier, you.
I’d be surprised if they could ever find a helmet that would fit his head. And the hair, if you did manage to get the hair inside a helmet how would you get it off? And if you did get it off what the hell would Donald’s hair look like? THESE QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED PEOPLE!!
How would he get his short and vulgar fingers around the wheel, anyway?
So - The Chump Car just ran out of gas?
Don't worry, Donald. They did the same thing to George Washington. And look how good he turned out.
Instead, Ron Paul will be driving Mr. Magoo's car in pace.
It is pretty ironic when the shit that comes out of Trump's mouth makes him look more ridiculous than Ricky Bobby. Shake and Bake Donald.