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Fartknocker's avatar

I love you. That's the funniest thing I read this week, and Wonketters are pretty funny bunch.

102415's avatar

Ahhh, Jackie Stewart. That is all.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think the Indy people finally realized that the whole idea was just too tacky. (Admittedly, Trump's insistence on a gold-plated pace car probably didn't help his chances.)

TundraGrifter's avatar

Happily, Wonkette isn't infested with Chump Downfisting Trolls (unlike WhazzUpChuck Norris' posse).

schmannity's avatar

Bulls are not impressed with bullshit.

schmannity's avatar

Don't try to steal New Orleans' motto, you Hoosier, you.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’d be surprised if they could ever find a helmet that would fit his head. And the hair, if you did manage to get the hair inside a helmet how would you get it off? And if you did get it off what the hell would Donald’s hair look like? THESE QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED PEOPLE!!

Paul MacDonald's avatar

How would he get his short and vulgar fingers around the wheel, anyway?

TundraGrifter's avatar

So - The Chump Car just ran out of gas?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Don't worry, Donald. They did the same thing to George Washington. And look how good he turned out.

schmannity's avatar

Instead, Ron Paul will be driving Mr. Magoo's car in pace.

schmannity's avatar

It is pretty ironic when the shit that comes out of Trump's mouth makes him look more ridiculous than Ricky Bobby. Shake and Bake Donald.