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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

It's been worse than that for me, but I'm not the whole country.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Sure. But I'm not a cop anyway so whutevz! Now sell me some contraband.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Sekulow also has been repeating the thing about how many Twitter followers Trump has."

I haven't checked in some time, but a while ago I looked at one of the websites that rates such things and, as I recall, at least a third of his "followers" are fake.

Which probably echoes real life.

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Ferdinand_The_Imposter's avatar

expecting that any day now

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

RESIGN MOTHERFUCKER RESIGN - YOU ARE A FUCKING FAILURE.

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Ferdinand_The_Imposter's avatar

The Rosenbergs weren't hanged they were shocked.

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AJ Milne's avatar

Wait. He has Twitter followers? Some of whom may even be real?

Well, geez. Obviously, then, he _can't_ be under investigation. That's just basic right wing nutbar jurisprudence.

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SugarplumCheryl's avatar

I think he'd only resign if he could spin it as moving onto something bigger and better than the US presidency. If someone can convince him that he'll be the new Emperor of the Galaxy, he might resign and let us shoot him into space to get away from DC, as long as he can brag about what a bigly triumph it all is first. But admit defeat, even obliquely? I don't believe he'll ever do that.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I think Melanoma would take the alimony and run, and start looking for Rich Husband #2. She better hurry up, she's not getting any younger.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I think we're stuck with Pence. He knows exactly what he's doing.

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SugarplumCheryl's avatar

Has a president ever fled the country in the middle of the night, never to return? That would be new.

It's not like anyone's going to leave him out of the history books anyway. He's already broken all kinds of records for terrible presidenting.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

He could be our Ambassador to KOI7711.

NASA telescope finds 10 more planets that could have lifehttps://www.yahoo.com/news/...

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SugarplumCheryl's avatar

Ugh, I don't want to send him anywhere that might have actual life. You never know, we might need to make a good first impression.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Don't worry about it...it would take thousands of years for him to get there. But he is so ignorant he wouldn't know that. All we need is a spaceship with a golf course.

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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

I wonder, if Donald manages to survive his first term, will he run for a second? Or will he, Kissinger-style, just declare victory and get the hell out of Dodge? I'm picturing Donald in 2020, on the roof of the White House, grabbing desperately at the last helicopter out of DC.

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