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Woodgrain scalp, wooden teeth Tomato, tomahto

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Math is fun!

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Terry: Particularly interesting because Mr. Perot made a point of hiring ex-US Military personnel.

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<blockquote>who does a bitch have to blow around here to move that fucking pee a point. Holy shit, I've been at this pee for weeks!</blockquote> First, I love you like a freakishly wrong brother, baby, but griping about your puny 112p is like Trump complaining about his marginal tax rate.

Second, everyone should know that in the IntenseDebate economy, downthumbs only lower the vote count by one, but they are weighted much more heavily in the pee algorithm than upthumbs. So by posting a lot and giving the trolls more opportunities to vent their repressed homosexual rage by downfisting you, you end up treading water, or worse.

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Yes. A mere Vienna sausage.

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Stewart Smalley?

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An iron supplement helps too. I have to use those as a back up since I am also prone to RRPS (rubbed raw penis syndrome).

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Does anyone else feel a shiver of dread whenever one thinks of this rodeo clown meeting with foreign leaders?

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Cool...so we're still on for that. I can't wait

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I tell my woman that all the time.

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"Then comes the rapture. "

At that point it fucking well better come. The world won't take much more after that.

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Terry: So true! If we had listened to what he had to say - we'd be much better off today. Same for President Jimmy Carter. Both these gentlemen stood up and pointed out serious flaws in our economy - including spending too much and too much debt.

On a more basic level, they both tried to discuss real issues and not just politics.

In Mr. Perot's case, particularly when he talked about the loss of good middle-class manufacturing jobs. I'm not saying we should have elected him President. Just that when it came to finance, he tried to have an adult conversation in a room full of children.

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Whereas Trump is more like an large orange sandbag with a bad case of combover.

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"I will be better than anybody" he trumpeted, and then the nurse came to tell him that it was time for his Thorazine and some nice applesauce and if he was good they'd let him use the "tanning bed" again.

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And growing hemp.

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voting for donald trump would be like voting for a very pink dalek.

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