Donald Trump: Orrin Hatch Wants To Have My Babies, And I Saw One Of The Babies And It Looked At Me

He's wearing his big-boy pants!

Donald Trump went to the big Republican congressional retreat in West Virginia last night and gave a speech that was just chock full o' derp. If you're a masochist who wants to see how the State of the Union speech would have sounded with no teleprompters, take a gander at the full video at the bottom of the post. While he was rattling off his own very unique take on all his huge accomplishments and insisting his first year as "president" had been a "tremendous success" because Republicans jammed through a tax cut for rich fuckwads in December, Trump took a moment to praise one of the tremendous Republicans who had made the year so tremendously tremendous: Utah Senator Orrin Hatch, who apparently confessed he has an epic man-crush on Trump. Hatch, the Senate's longest-serving Republican, is exactly the kind of lawmaker Trump likes best: one who'll say the very best things about Donald Trump. Is Hatch tremendous? Even better: He's spectacular. 

Pres. Trump claims Sen. Orrin Hatch told him he is "the greatest president in the history of our country," which includes "Lincoln and Washington." https: //t.co/StsSsc3tCu   pic.twitter.com/5vOEvXOuD7 

— ABC News (@ABC) February 1, 2018