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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They are interchangeable.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Too bad stupidity is not terminal.

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TakingAmes's avatar

And four to help him get back up again.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Hannover Fiste libelz.

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JParkerSD46's avatar

A highlight was when Dipstick in Chief was reading a list of co-conspirator, um, I mean, supporting senator's, names and read off Kevin McCarthy. Two minutes later he'd forgotten that he'd already given big Kev a shout-out. He's like very smrt and has the best memory.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

This guy's ears even lie to his brain.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

There isn't enough delicious cheese in the whole wide world to bribe me enough to listen to even one second of Donald Dingleberry bragging about himself.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I thought that was falafel.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm not watching that shit, and you can't make me. You're not my real Dad.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

SOMEBODY needs to be "Opposite George":https://youtu.be/vWCGs27_xPI

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He got that devil's doorbell from Garfunkle and Oates. Must be a fan.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Hey, I went to Catholic school, also too. In sixth grade, they separated the boys ad girls for a talk. I don't know what they told the girls, but the professional virgin who got the boys told us that no girl would ever do that unless forced to by a boy.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I saw The Shape of Water today. Talk about spending time in the bathtub.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

What. The actual. Fuck!?!?

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Shananigan's avatar

Hm, sounds interesting...

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

Hatch is like that box of Chinese takeout food that's been lurking in the back of the office fridge since Jesus was a child and that everyone's afraid to get near, let alone touch.

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