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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Too bad stupidity is not terminal.

TakingAmes's avatar

And four to help him get back up again.

JParkerSD46's avatar

A highlight was when Dipstick in Chief was reading a list of co-conspirator, um, I mean, supporting senator's, names and read off Kevin McCarthy. Two minutes later he'd forgotten that he'd already given big Kev a shout-out. He's like very smrt and has the best memory.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

This guy's ears even lie to his brain.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

There isn't enough delicious cheese in the whole wide world to bribe me enough to listen to even one second of Donald Dingleberry bragging about himself.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

I thought that was falafel.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm not watching that shit, and you can't make me. You're not my real Dad.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He got that devil's doorbell from Garfunkle and Oates. Must be a fan.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Hey, I went to Catholic school, also too. In sixth grade, they separated the boys ad girls for a talk. I don't know what they told the girls, but the professional virgin who got the boys told us that no girl would ever do that unless forced to by a boy.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I saw The Shape of Water today. Talk about spending time in the bathtub.

Shananigan's avatar

Hm, sounds interesting...

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

Hatch is like that box of Chinese takeout food that's been lurking in the back of the office fridge since Jesus was a child and that everyone's afraid to get near, let alone touch.