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They are interchangeable.

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Too bad stupidity is not terminal.

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And four to help him get back up again.

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Hannover Fiste libelz.

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A highlight was when Dipstick in Chief was reading a list of co-conspirator, um, I mean, supporting senator's, names and read off Kevin McCarthy. Two minutes later he'd forgotten that he'd already given big Kev a shout-out. He's like very smrt and has the best memory.

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This guy's ears even lie to his brain.

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There isn't enough delicious cheese in the whole wide world to bribe me enough to listen to even one second of Donald Dingleberry bragging about himself.

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I thought that was falafel.

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I'm not watching that shit, and you can't make me. You're not my real Dad.

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SOMEBODY needs to be "Opposite George":https://youtu.be/vWCGs27_xPI

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He got that devil's doorbell from Garfunkle and Oates. Must be a fan.

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Hey, I went to Catholic school, also too. In sixth grade, they separated the boys ad girls for a talk. I don't know what they told the girls, but the professional virgin who got the boys told us that no girl would ever do that unless forced to by a boy.

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I saw The Shape of Water today. Talk about spending time in the bathtub.

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What. The actual. Fuck!?!?

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Hm, sounds interesting...

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Hatch is like that box of Chinese takeout food that's been lurking in the back of the office fridge since Jesus was a child and that everyone's afraid to get near, let alone touch.

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