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sillyclucker's avatar

I think it was the comedian, Ron White. Wait ! No, it was another comedian that used to work for SNL. Can't remember his name.

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Dr.BDH's avatar

"Jim, this man is seriously ill!"

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sillyclucker's avatar

It was really the Michelin Man of the year.

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Dr.BDH's avatar

"Cu-riu-os-i-ty"? Mistakenly writing "cu-ri-ous-i-ty" is easy to understand, given the base "cu-ri-ous." Presumably it would be too difficult to say "cu-ri-us-i-ty," so the short "u" got altered to a short "o" (closest to "ah.") Pronunciation tends to change over time to make it easier to speak, like not pronouncing "gh" anymore instead of the throat-clearing associated with Chaucerian English (drought <-- drucht).

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a lobotomist!

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

It’s gonna take an entire server... unfortunately it wouldn’t be a secret server.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Congratulations on your boat! Isn’t it nice to have a boat?

Not an exact quote, probably too coherent. But I do recall him saying this to some devastated individual after the hurricane floated people’s boats into other people’s yards inland. He was so sincere it was shocking. Such quaint times back then, 3 years ago.

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SterWonk's avatar

Damn. Thread over.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Nah, there's something else, I just can't put my finger on it.

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DeadBessie's avatar

Fox News is doing nothing to help him? Thanks for finally admitting that channel is straight up propaganda. A real news station isn't there to help anyone get elected, Donnie, their job is to report facts, even if said facts make it clear that you are massively incompetent and deluded beyond belief.

Donnie is claiming he won a non-existent award and that he is responsible for the number of auto companies that have been here for decades. And what the hell does "I've gotten tremendous business to go to Michigan" mean? He says nonsense shit like this and yet the right scream that Biden is the one who seems senile.

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Swampay's avatar

Many will disagree, but Fox News is doing nothing to help Republicans, and me, get re-elected on November 3rd.There he goes again, saying the quiet parts out loud. Whatever happened to "fair and balanced"? Do they even pretend any more?

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Amy!'s avatar

Or maybe the Staypuft man, the one that was in New York City that one time.

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Aki Carleton Hardin's avatar

Same as "politically correct" How did correct get to be a bad word?

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oafishcad's avatar

One reason bullies are bullies is because they're stupid.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

I think it was Paul Krugman who called Newt Gingrich "a stupid person's idea of a smart person is like."

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mailman27's avatar

And the national Walk of Shame goes a few more miles...

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