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Black Gyro

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Yeah, boy!

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A year ago, I thought Trump would drop out once he started getting vetted and criticized because the ego gratification wouldn't be worth it anymore. I didn't understand the profound depths of his power to spin and then live in his own personal reality.

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(Granted, it didn't help that he never really got vetted and critiqued by the mainstream media until about a month ago.)

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it probably is...just me playing favorites...

there would be no greater joy than Trump going completely broke and destitute on the streets of Queens.

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He might start on November 9th. But knowing him, he'll probably blame it on some factless bullshit.

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Sure there would. Send him to Cairo instead.

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Because every dollar he spends on ad buys is a dollar not going into his pocket?

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And a skirt to flounce.

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Never bet against the power of self delusion

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"How dare she tell me that I need to practice blowing! For the amount that my dad is paying this bitch, SHE should be doing the blowing."

Tape at 11.

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I read that on the Internet.

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It would be something that all of us regular 6 a.m. Shop Rite shoppers would be talking about if some new person showed up dressed like that. DO IT DO IT DO IT

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OMG...do you live in Utah? Sounds exactly like my brother who married into a Utah family!

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There are factions in this country that think this election is an entertaining reality show - "The Real Candidates for the Presidency" or "Keeping up with Kapitol Hill." They don't believe he will get voted off of the island or fired.

They think this is awesome

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Nope nope nope.

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