Because cartoon rich person Donald Trump constantly needs new attention for his fake presidential run, he's recently decided he's a birther. Sure thing, Donald Trump. How brave of you to take time off from your important job fake-firing and fake-hiring former celebrities to shed light on this pivotal fake issue. But once the "Trump is birther" news cycle ended, he needed to up the ante. So he released
The so-called "attending physician" signature is inexplicably legible and juvenile. He obviously was just scamming for the pizza. It's time to Ask The Expert™ on pizza frauds. Paging Herman Cain!
I notice the calligraphy on the "T" in "Donald John Trump" differs from the "T" in "Mr & Mrs Fred C Trump". Why the difference? Who is behind this? (hint: Tides Foundation)
Trump was born in Jamaica? Hey, mon, only natural born Americans! Go sit with Schwartzenegger.
Letterman's writer's want their joke back.
well if this stunt is any indication, we will have more sarah style screw-ups to make us laugh.
republicans are apparently after comedy ratings, not the presidency.
Neither does it say "The Donald"
The so-called "attending physician" signature is inexplicably legible and juvenile. He obviously was just scamming for the pizza. It's time to Ask The Expert™ on pizza frauds. Paging Herman Cain!
I notice the calligraphy on the "T" in "Donald John Trump" differs from the "T" in "Mr & Mrs Fred C Trump". Why the difference? Who is behind this? (hint: Tides Foundation)
I had a couple of jokes, but they weren't classy enough for the Trump brand name.
That thing says "Donald John Trump." It does not say "Short-Fingered Vulgarian." Res ipsa loquitur.
This doesn't matter because he's white.
It's a brain parasite. A very malnourished brain parsite.
Welcome to the world of today's politics Trump. Now spread those cheeks.