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Even the asshole that's speaking those words isn't religious. God, he is so full of shit that it's actually sickening

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When you think about it, many of the people were probably injured, maybe even killed, by the panicked crowd. So sure, violence on many sides.

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Podium Cheetolini.

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A little extra Ritalin in his covfefe.

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You left out "ungrateful."

Used in a sentence: We gave them a visit from Geraldo and yet they remain bigly ungrateful.

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Too soon!

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Puerto Rico is already going through so much. Its just cruel to send them Trump too.

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Trump also prayed for the day when “evil is banished"And we will all sings praises and hallelujahs at your funeral and those of your wife and spawn and their children because evil won't be over while you and they still breathe.

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The next wave of „today Trump became president“ think pieces is being written as we speak.

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Obama helped the poors to such an extent that they whine when food, power, water and hospitals and cell phone towers are destroyed and trump can't get in a round of golf and has to dedicate a pisspot of a golf trophy to them to keep everyone quiet.

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How about harm reduction. What's easier to get rid of, evil or high-powered firearms?

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Assault weapons are evil, evil should be banished. There, that's not so hard now, is it?

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I award zero presidential points for basic literacy. He's president. The country's divided. The end.

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That speech reminded me of a George Burns quote:

“Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.”

Of course, No-talent Trump couldn't pull it off.

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The flag has been at half-staff at my kids' elementary school since the beginning of the school year.

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False flag, obvs. Liberal trying to get guns confiskatyied.

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