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Inb4 that truck transforms into a Decepticon and runs away.

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Surreal.

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Why are they letting Trump in the cab? They're supposed to put the garbage in the back.

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I think it is PR rule number 1, before unveiling anything, practice what you are going to do so you won't fall on your face. Like boasting that the windows on the Cybertruck were unbreakable only to have them break on demonstration. Or in this case have Trump practice getting into a garbage truck before he does it in from of cameras.

Also what id wrong with Trump's make-up today? It looks darker than usual, like his lips looking like a ring of white. It makes him look like he's wearing blackface.

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As I understand it, Vivek Ramaswamy also participated in the working class cosplay by playing the poor, hapless brown garbage truck employee who gets to hang off the back of the truck.

I bet no one on the right saw anything wrong with those optics.

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Meanwhile, the press howled and hooted when Hillary had a small falter AFTER SITTING OUT IN BROILING HEAT DURING A FUNERAL FOR SIX HOURS or whatever it was. Orange can't even open a fucking door without almost falling over, and not a peep

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Ta, Dok. His balance and gait are so poor Of course, he's too vain to remove the lifts from his shoes, exacerbating his problems. So obvious that no one loves or cares for him. Fair.

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The garbage truck was a brilliant idea. They just loaded him in the wrong end. (late to the party, sorry)

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IS it possible to charge his handlers with elder abuse because they haven't tucked him away somewhere safe?

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Jr., Eric, and JD think they're going to run the country after they put Daddy Chump to bed.

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“Quick JD! To the Trumpmobile!”

Doo-doo-doo…. No, it’s doh-doh-doh….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PBPSmqPUtQ

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From the Independent: “Menswear expert Derek Guy tweeted: “I recommend not wearing vests in the same color as your face.””

Chef’s kiss.

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I’m saying trump should be hauled away AS garbage.

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He's dialled up the look to Oompah-Loompah.

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"before a rally in Green Bay, Wisconsin, he did get to ride around the airport tarmac in a great big gleaming white garbage truck"

As I've said before, the Fulvous Flatulence is a carney extraordinaire, he plays the Rubes like few American politicians before him. He never lets a photo op pass him by; from holding a rally in an airport while standing in front of Trump Force One to his recent antics in ANC. And while I haven't seen it myself, there is supposed to be a pic at a 9/11 commemoration of him smiling his lopsided grin and showing a thumb's up gesture.

The garbage truck was likely sanitized -- inside and out -- so the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus wouldn't catch anything from the dangerous germs lurking in trash (and he fully understands trash being poor orange trash himself). I admit I do have a fantasy involving the Sociopathic Marigold Swamp Monster and Judge Merchan that I expressed a few months ago. After he loses -- biggly I hope -- and faces the music of his criminal actions: federal, state, and local, I used to dream of Merchan's imposed penalty on the Mango Malignancy would be one year in Riker's. That dream became visualizing him in an orange jumpsuit that clashes with his natural skin tone picking up trash on NYC streets, ranging from Diet Coke cans (some of which might have come from him) to used condoms in dark alleys.

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"Biden said that “the only garbage I see floating out there is his supporter’s — his — his demonization of Latinos is unconscionable, and it’s un-American.” But if you end the audio right where Biden pauses, it sounded like Biden said all Trump supporters are garbage, because apostrophes are invisible on video."

It's time to put Apostrophegate behind us. Anyone with a smattering of understanding of English would note that Pres Biden used the word "is," which is singular. Had Biden been talking about all of the Sandstone Snowflake's cultists the correct word is "are" which denotes more than one thing.

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"only Republicans get the benefit of the doubt anyway"

A minor correction, if I may. Only RINOs of the New GOP are given the benefit of the doubt; olde tyme Normie Repubs are just as bad as the Dems; they won't kowtow before or unquestioningly obey his demands, so off with their heads (mostly figuratively, but in some cases literally).

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"lying that Biden had insulted the “250 million Americans” who support Trump, which would be quite a feat considering that there are only about 186.5 million total registered voters"

* While I never give the Desert Sand Demi-Demon the benefit of the doubt, I guess there are exceptions: he said "Americans" and not "voters." I imagine that some of those that believe in him are below the age to vote and have not matured enough to see him for what he is. Besides, how can anyone doubt the veracity, he *never* inflates numbers beyond possibilities, i.e. the 250 million supporters, the 20+ million illegal immigrants that poured into the US in the last few years, or the 29,000 fans surrounding the McDonald's he "worked" at:

"Donald Trump has been mocked for claiming 29,000 supporters flocked to see him work the fryer at McDonald’s during his campaign stunt last weekend.

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“For context around this obvious lie, that McDonald’s is in Feasterville-Trevose, PA which has a total population of 24,657,” one person said on X." https://ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-mocked-claiming-29-000-100309399.html

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"Trump managed to mention how hot the truck driver was. He did not, however, tell the crowd how the truck driver measures up to Arnold Palmer"

IDK about anyone else, but I'm beginning to thing the partially dissolved orange cake in the country's urinal might... just might... be a bit Gay. From being fixated on the size of Arnold Palmer's junk to exclaiming the truck driver was hot, the Cadmium Orange Cancer seems to have a thing about other men (at least he doesn't have a couch fetish).

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"He also told the crowd at that Kamala Harris’s recent rally with Beyoncé, the crowd booed Beyoncé, and booed Kamala Harris"

The MAGA oberster Fuhrer's senility and dementia are growing more noticeable by the day. He was mistaking the boos and hisses coming from his cultists at one of his rallies when he mentioned VP Harris and Lady Bey, at Harris' rally both were applauded and shown the love of those in attendance.

fnord

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If he gets sentenced to Riker's, he won't have access to his daily bronzer spackle application. He'll become paler than Death, the White Horseman.

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The funniest part is that Trump is still under qualified to be garbage let alone pick up garbage.

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Also note that they didn't let him drive...because he isn't qualified for that either! Worthless POS. Vote 💙

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Not to mention that his status as a convicted felon would make him ineligible for the job.

Wish that more people would feel that way about him trying to become President.

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Mary Trump:

𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘬. 𝘐𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘝𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦; 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺, 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴.

𝘉𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯. 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘰. 𝘠𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘣, 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘺𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦.

𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧𝘧-𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦; 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴; 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥; 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵. 𝘖𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯, 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘵.

[𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘐’𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥’𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴.]

https://www.marytrump.org/p/the-garbage-can-of-the-world

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