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joyce book's avatar

But that’s probably cuz he is garbage

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joyce book's avatar

I’m so immature. I love him in this garbage truck cuz that’s the perfect place for him

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Devon Williams's avatar

Inb4 that truck transforms into a Decepticon and runs away.

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Sun's avatar

Surreal.

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Pixeloid's avatar

Why are they letting Trump in the cab? They're supposed to put the garbage in the back.

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beb's avatar

I think it is PR rule number 1, before unveiling anything, practice what you are going to do so you won't fall on your face. Like boasting that the windows on the Cybertruck were unbreakable only to have them break on demonstration. Or in this case have Trump practice getting into a garbage truck before he does it in from of cameras.

Also what id wrong with Trump's make-up today? It looks darker than usual, like his lips looking like a ring of white. It makes him look like he's wearing blackface.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

As I understand it, Vivek Ramaswamy also participated in the working class cosplay by playing the poor, hapless brown garbage truck employee who gets to hang off the back of the truck.

I bet no one on the right saw anything wrong with those optics.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Meanwhile, the press howled and hooted when Hillary had a small falter AFTER SITTING OUT IN BROILING HEAT DURING A FUNERAL FOR SIX HOURS or whatever it was. Orange can't even open a fucking door without almost falling over, and not a peep

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. His balance and gait are so poor Of course, he's too vain to remove the lifts from his shoes, exacerbating his problems. So obvious that no one loves or cares for him. Fair.

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I Stedman's avatar

The garbage truck was a brilliant idea. They just loaded him in the wrong end. (late to the party, sorry)

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Jessica's avatar

IS it possible to charge his handlers with elder abuse because they haven't tucked him away somewhere safe?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Jr., Eric, and JD think they're going to run the country after they put Daddy Chump to bed.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

“Quick JD! To the Trumpmobile!”

Doo-doo-doo…. No, it’s doh-doh-doh….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PBPSmqPUtQ

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

From the Independent: “Menswear expert Derek Guy tweeted: “I recommend not wearing vests in the same color as your face.””

Chef’s kiss.

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DaveB's avatar

I’m saying trump should be hauled away AS garbage.

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Darth Trad's avatar

He's dialled up the look to Oompah-Loompah.

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Erisian's avatar

"before a rally in Green Bay, Wisconsin, he did get to ride around the airport tarmac in a great big gleaming white garbage truck"

As I've said before, the Fulvous Flatulence is a carney extraordinaire, he plays the Rubes like few American politicians before him. He never lets a photo op pass him by; from holding a rally in an airport while standing in front of Trump Force One to his recent antics in ANC. And while I haven't seen it myself, there is supposed to be a pic at a 9/11 commemoration of him smiling his lopsided grin and showing a thumb's up gesture.

The garbage truck was likely sanitized -- inside and out -- so the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus wouldn't catch anything from the dangerous germs lurking in trash (and he fully understands trash being poor orange trash himself). I admit I do have a fantasy involving the Sociopathic Marigold Swamp Monster and Judge Merchan that I expressed a few months ago. After he loses -- biggly I hope -- and faces the music of his criminal actions: federal, state, and local, I used to dream of Merchan's imposed penalty on the Mango Malignancy would be one year in Riker's. That dream became visualizing him in an orange jumpsuit that clashes with his natural skin tone picking up trash on NYC streets, ranging from Diet Coke cans (some of which might have come from him) to used condoms in dark alleys.

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"Biden said that “the only garbage I see floating out there is his supporter’s — his — his demonization of Latinos is unconscionable, and it’s un-American.” But if you end the audio right where Biden pauses, it sounded like Biden said all Trump supporters are garbage, because apostrophes are invisible on video."

It's time to put Apostrophegate behind us. Anyone with a smattering of understanding of English would note that Pres Biden used the word "is," which is singular. Had Biden been talking about all of the Sandstone Snowflake's cultists the correct word is "are" which denotes more than one thing.

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"only Republicans get the benefit of the doubt anyway"

A minor correction, if I may. Only RINOs of the New GOP are given the benefit of the doubt; olde tyme Normie Repubs are just as bad as the Dems; they won't kowtow before or unquestioningly obey his demands, so off with their heads (mostly figuratively, but in some cases literally).

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"lying that Biden had insulted the “250 million Americans” who support Trump, which would be quite a feat considering that there are only about 186.5 million total registered voters"

* While I never give the Desert Sand Demi-Demon the benefit of the doubt, I guess there are exceptions: he said "Americans" and not "voters." I imagine that some of those that believe in him are below the age to vote and have not matured enough to see him for what he is. Besides, how can anyone doubt the veracity, he *never* inflates numbers beyond possibilities, i.e. the 250 million supporters, the 20+ million illegal immigrants that poured into the US in the last few years, or the 29,000 fans surrounding the McDonald's he "worked" at:

"Donald Trump has been mocked for claiming 29,000 supporters flocked to see him work the fryer at McDonald’s during his campaign stunt last weekend.

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“For context around this obvious lie, that McDonald’s is in Feasterville-Trevose, PA which has a total population of 24,657,” one person said on X." https://ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-mocked-claiming-29-000-100309399.html

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"Trump managed to mention how hot the truck driver was. He did not, however, tell the crowd how the truck driver measures up to Arnold Palmer"

IDK about anyone else, but I'm beginning to thing the partially dissolved orange cake in the country's urinal might... just might... be a bit Gay. From being fixated on the size of Arnold Palmer's junk to exclaiming the truck driver was hot, the Cadmium Orange Cancer seems to have a thing about other men (at least he doesn't have a couch fetish).

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"He also told the crowd at that Kamala Harris’s recent rally with Beyoncé, the crowd booed Beyoncé, and booed Kamala Harris"

The MAGA oberster Fuhrer's senility and dementia are growing more noticeable by the day. He was mistaking the boos and hisses coming from his cultists at one of his rallies when he mentioned VP Harris and Lady Bey, at Harris' rally both were applauded and shown the love of those in attendance.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

If he gets sentenced to Riker's, he won't have access to his daily bronzer spackle application. He'll become paler than Death, the White Horseman.

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