No love no more. [contextly_sidebar id="BO9pjNUOAdLoVJoXryENNnYTfFERjWMI"]So, it's a day, which means it's time for another dick fight between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz over whether Melania Trump's boobies are hot or not, or is Heidi Cruz hiding a secret Whitey Tape in her granny panties, or MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE? If you'll remember, this all started on Twitter, where Important People go to have Important Debates about Stuff And Things, when Trump got SO MAD BRO that a Cruz-supporting super PAC made an ad full of Melania's boobies and somehow suggested her holy ta-tas were unfit for service as our next First Lady. Trump followed with insinuations about Heidi's secrets, yadda yadda, you know the rest.
Trump's followers/marks love this. He could shoot Ted Cruz's wife on Fifth Avenue and they would applaud. (Not that he should or that I would approve but his future victims would.)
Nobody else loves this. Nobody.
The logical result: Jeb and Lindsay in a fit of Wimpism, declare for Cruz and, no doubt Bobo and Lady Noodlenoddlington will follow suit. Bill Kristol will definitely write an article praising Cruz's centrism.
Back when a politician defending his wife meant something more lethal that a "tweet."
In 1806, "future President Andrew Jackson killed a man who accused Jackson of cheating on a horse race bet and then insulted Jackson's wife, Rachel. Jackson and Dickinson were rival horse breeders and southern plantation owners with a long-standing hatred of each other. Dickinson accused Jackson of reneging on a racing bet, calling Jackson a coward. Dickinson also called Rachel Jackson a bigamist. Rachel had married Jackson not knowing her first husband had failed to finalize their divorce. After the insult to Rachel, Jackson challenged Dickinson to a duel.
On May 30, 1806, Jackson and Dickinson met at Harrison’s Mills in Logan, Kentucky. At the first signal from their seconds, Dickinson fired. Jackson received Dickinson’s first bullet in the chest next to his heart. Jackson put his hand over the wound to staunch the flow of blood and stayed standing long enough to fire his gun, killing Dickinson."
LOL. Mrs. Cruz is an interesting study. She holds business masters degrees from both a Belgian university and Harvard. She was head of the private wealth management operation for Goldman Sachs in Houston. My guess is she was a very good earner. She has to be smart. God knows how she ended up with Senor Snot.
So you're suggesting he should be boxed into a sort of Edward VIII situation that would force him to abdicate? Hmmmm....
"I have found it impossible to carry the terrific burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as the yooge, best-ever President that I would wanna do and make the Mexicans pay for it without the help and support of the banging broad from Slobhunkia or wherever that I bought for pennies on the zlotleus or who cares what, look at those funbags, which was a terrific deal, the greatest deal ever."
It's the low self-esteem. With all of that she believes she's not good enough without a powerful man - even when she's having a nervous breakdown at the side of the freeway.
..."you don't know, until you know..."
by then, of course, it's too late...much too late...
Oh, so right!
Trump's followers/marks love this. He could shoot Ted Cruz's wife on Fifth Avenue and they would applaud. (Not that he should or that I would approve but his future victims would.)
Nobody else loves this. Nobody.
The logical result: Jeb and Lindsay in a fit of Wimpism, declare for Cruz and, no doubt Bobo and Lady Noodlenoddlington will follow suit. Bill Kristol will definitely write an article praising Cruz's centrism.
Have you listened to these guys?
This is a dick swinging contest ... well ... my bad!
It is doubtful that either one of them has enough to swing
So they'll just have a "show" and tell.
Back when a politician defending his wife meant something more lethal that a "tweet."
In 1806, "future President Andrew Jackson killed a man who accused Jackson of cheating on a horse race bet and then insulted Jackson's wife, Rachel. Jackson and Dickinson were rival horse breeders and southern plantation owners with a long-standing hatred of each other. Dickinson accused Jackson of reneging on a racing bet, calling Jackson a coward. Dickinson also called Rachel Jackson a bigamist. Rachel had married Jackson not knowing her first husband had failed to finalize their divorce. After the insult to Rachel, Jackson challenged Dickinson to a duel.
On May 30, 1806, Jackson and Dickinson met at Harrison’s Mills in Logan, Kentucky. At the first signal from their seconds, Dickinson fired. Jackson received Dickinson’s first bullet in the chest next to his heart. Jackson put his hand over the wound to staunch the flow of blood and stayed standing long enough to fire his gun, killing Dickinson."
That is so hot. Tweets, indeed.
LOL. Mrs. Cruz is an interesting study. She holds business masters degrees from both a Belgian university and Harvard. She was head of the private wealth management operation for Goldman Sachs in Houston. My guess is she was a very good earner. She has to be smart. God knows how she ended up with Senor Snot.
Oh, I think it'll be a lot of fun when one of these asshats has to face Hillary in a debate.
Pussy Galore!
So you're suggesting he should be boxed into a sort of Edward VIII situation that would force him to abdicate? Hmmmm....
"I have found it impossible to carry the terrific burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as the yooge, best-ever President that I would wanna do and make the Mexicans pay for it without the help and support of the banging broad from Slobhunkia or wherever that I bought for pennies on the zlotleus or who cares what, look at those funbags, which was a terrific deal, the greatest deal ever."
Are we even sure that her first loyalty would be to the USA, as opposed to Catalogsylvania or Hotbrideistan or wherever?
Yep, that's the kind of leader we need. The guy who can't cope with Donald Trump.
Plagiarism is the greatest form of, uh, plagiarism.
It's the low self-esteem. With all of that she believes she's not good enough without a powerful man - even when she's having a nervous breakdown at the side of the freeway.
Pussies are resilient. Trump's a pendejo.*
*Spanish for a pubic hair.
I can win this one with one photo. Without even breaking a sweat.
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