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Ess's avatar

the "joke" is that the president respects the Constitution.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Spontaneous combustion would be a fantastic way to go, especially if he is mic'ed and standing around in public with a nearby crowd watching him. Surely a special place in hell has been constructed by now. The clots and stairs thing is too slow, if it is happening at all.

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

"A highly popular and common-sense policy..." Sure, Jan.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Welcome to the New North Korea. ICE Concentration camps get more money than schools. Think about that. Europe has issues strong travel advisories against travel to the US. Think about that also. We are not a country. We are now a wholly own subsidiary of Trump/BEZOS/Musk Inc. You have no rights, only vague permissions that can be revoked by an armed thug in a mask. This is the America MAGA voted for and Republicans champion.

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Look, I know it’s not the point but if you painted Bongino green he would look exactly like The Great Gazoo from The Flintstones. It’s been driving me nuts trying to remember where I’ve seen him before.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

An old friend, long departed, once told me that a joke is only funny if both people are in on it.

We're obviously not in on his jokes.

HaHaHa

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Nothing funny or fun about That Thing in the Offal Office. Corrupt to the core.

clairence's avatar

"It’s normal for cats to lie on their platforms."

what? But they're the only politicians I trust!

forestvillain's avatar

The Man Who Won't Be King.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Why does the legit press still bother listening to Karolyin' Leavitt? Every third word out of her mouth is a lie, and that's counting "a" and "the".

el duderino's avatar

How is that supposed to be a joke? It doesn’t follow any of the traditional or conventional structures of a joke

marydn's avatar

Two political parties walked into a bar to hold an election...

clairence's avatar

much like the rest of his presidency

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Anytime you start a sentence as a press secretary with "The president believes in the United States Constitution, however ... "

You should know you would have been better off just shutting your mouth.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

A couple of lifetimes ago I worked for a mental health group. I learned about that shit 55 years ago. "Yes but uh" or "Yeah but" or in her case "however"...

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/how-help-friend/201801/how-yabut-can-kill-conversation

clairence's avatar

He believes it is a historical document, irrelevant to the present

Bitter Scribe's avatar

So Bongino shits the bed at the FBI and gets to go back to being a wildly overpaid podcaster who "pushes the limits" (i.e., lies out his ass). And he gets to hang out with POTUS, who evidently needs a friendly ear. Pretty sweet.

Hannah's avatar

I love the way you write.

That's it.

DaveR's avatar

Not Bovino. Bongino

Tessie's avatar

I guess he shouldn't have pissed off EHEN MILK, then.