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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks. Did my heart good to read that.

blaid droog's avatar

I hated W, still do but no one trumps trump. Comparatively speaking, W is an angel of the lord with an IQ in the top 1%.

Delu's avatar

Well Amy Siskind, it was a good effort, but unfortunately you were wrong about Donald Trump setting the people of Puerto Rico up to blame them for not doing his job.

He blamed the Atlantic Ocean for not being able to do his job.

george lastrapes's avatar

I wonder: How much would it help usually-sunny Puerto Rico if the Govt. (ours and theirs) shipped them a few hundred millions worth of solar panels so they could start to regrow their grid from the ground up?

The Psy of Life's avatar

Come on, give the Ol' Pussy Grabber an even break and quit pretending like you don't know. Puerto Rico is an island and Texas and Florida are the main land, you know? Island. Like an I. Land. And islands are where? In the ocean. Like O' Cean. See? Oh come on! What else is in the ocean? BOATS!

Gawd. I give up. If you can't figger it out from that.

george lastrapes's avatar

GENIUS IDEA!!! Specifically, to battleground states and tossup districts?

The Psy of Life's avatar

I mean, Puerto Rico can't even pay the Ol' Pussy Grabber's debt -- he filed bankruptcy there for his golf course -- how do they expect to pay off the hurricane. Live within your means people!

george lastrapes's avatar

But if I go too long without a Trump stunt, I can't discharge my spleen, and my outrage has no target for venting. I am literally in withdrawal! Is there a 12-step program I can enter?

Jacob Freeze's avatar

This article is a ridiculous distortion of what Trump actually wrote. He didn't "scold" Puerto Ricans for anything, and he didn't call them "lazy."

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Then dropping t-rump in 2020 propaganda.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He's a really good man, he has built many special places for youth in Miami to give them a reason to keep out of trouble. But it is done pretty low-key not like "look at me I'm doing all this." like many rich so- called charities. http://www.npr.org/sections...

riri's avatar

I think this is satire, but just in case - Puerto Rico is a US commonwealth, and Puerto Ricans are American citizens.