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He has millions, how much do you have" Been a crossing guard long?

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You are correct! Trump was living with a boy friend at the time and was openly doing all the gay activities to convince people that he is gay to stay out of the military. Actually Trump is not gay but he was living a gay lifestyle to avoid the military.

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Profanity aside, the successfulness of Trump's argument depends on people having no knowledge of <a href="http:\/\/www.eia.doe.gov\/pub\/oil_gas\/petroleum\/data_publications\/company_level_imports\/current\/import.html" target="_blank">where American oil actually comes from</a>, or how supply and demand works.

Which means it'll probably work pretty well.

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Guy's a fukkin' moron -- thinks everything is just like Manhattan real estate, which he barely understands. (Sum total of Trump's knowledge: the price usually goes up.) Oil is a GLOBAL commodity. It goes where the money is, don't matter where it comes from. That's why drilling baby drilling would do squat to the price of oil. (That moose lady whose 15 minutes are up was also a fukkin' moron.)

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The ones who question him get fired. That leaves the sycophants.

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Gimme your fucking poor, your fucking huddled masses yearning to be fucking free.

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it's "the total, bull moose fucking stupidity" that attracts teabaggers, like flies to shit. The longer he's around, the more panic among the GOP's owners. They can't even dredge up dirt to discredit him, because the dirt just adds to his teabagger magnetism. (How the fuck does that work?)

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My bet: he's always too damned busy making money to actually vote.

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Is there any way to appeal to the teabaggers WITHOUT being completely wrong?

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damn. too late to this game i am. i will only add:

Here’s my counter-offer to your counter-offer: go fuck yourself.

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rahm is fucking PISSED.

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UK: world watches seamless ceremony of glittering romance and pomp of empire.

USA: world watches unveiling of president's birf certificate and donald trump's 'f' bomb.

USA!!!USA!!!USA!!!USA!!!USA!!!

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