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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Trump is surging in the polls again. People must actually be thinking what you said, I guess. Maybe Trump will save us. Maybe he will fuck us. FIFTY FIFTY!

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

it's where i got my Master Master degree from the Master.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

And, let's remember, that's how it should be for EVERYONE!

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

What can I say? That was masterful.

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malsperanza's avatar

Did President Obama later invite you for beers at the White House? If not, REVERSE RACISM.

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malsperanza's avatar

He knows the Negro is GUILTY. Always GUILTY.

Here is one of four ads Turnip paid for his own self in NYC newspapers in 1989, calling for the death penalty for 5 teenagers (the youngest 14) who were arrested for a brutal rape. Which they had not committed. The ads did a great deal to help convict the kids, who never stood a chance of a fair trial.

And for this Turnip has never apologized and indeed complained bitterly when the city finally paid the young men a settlement, after they had spent 10 years' hard time in prison. Long, long after the identity of the actual rapist was known.

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Dee Andee's avatar

Trump reference of the day, in my book:

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Dee Andee's avatar

Trump can even make BLM all about himself. What a stupid twat.

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Dee Andee's avatar

That's how it works at Hogwarts.

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Johnnymoreno's avatar

Create a diversion. Hope this helps and good luck.

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UnsaltedSinnerinMotion's avatar

Nobody knows the troubles Trump's seen!

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handyhippie65's avatar

sadly, no.

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HolidayinCambodia's avatar

See, he's wrong there. It isn't the "African-American" experience. It is the Black (or darker-than-white) experience. The Sixers, my local team, just drafted an Australian and a Frenchman, each of whom has at least one black parent. They look black to me, and once they get into their cars, they will look black to anyone who sees them, including the police. But, funny, isn't it, they aren't "African American." When they get pulled over, it won't be their birthplace the police will see; it will be their color.

Perhaps it's time to stop using that term, which may have been adopted with good intentions, and focus on the real issue, which is color.

Rant over.

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jmhm's avatar

Wasn't the really scary poll done with robocalls so they can only use landlines?

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Kooolest G's avatar

you know technically charlize theron and theresa heinz-kerry are both "african american" I doubt the cops hassle either of them

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phoenix00's avatar

Only to hit on them.

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