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Did you magically become a St. Louis Rams fan when Michael Sam joyfully kissed his cute boyfriend after Saturday's draft? US TOO! Donald Trump and his fellow idiots at Fox & Friends, however, did not! The several kisses were closed-mouthed and respectable, because Michael Sam only gets naughty on video when there are gay lesbian ladies throwing panties at him. (He is a lover, that Michael Sam.)
But even so Donald Trump thought it was "kind of out there." And everybody else on Fox & Friends got VERY MAD because some bigots in the NFL got fined by their private employer for tweeting bigotty shit about Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend, and FREE SPEACH!
Donald Trump Simply Does Not Care For Gay Ram Michael Sam's Erotic Food Play
I do not care about the foozball draft or whatever it is but watching Michael Sam's reaction made me feel happy about it, whatever it is.
Was that that cake we like?