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Probably more than once a day, as he shits himself trying to figure out how he got himself elected...he's afraid of the job an what it entails.

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Even worse - Somali refugee. Cue the rabid xenophobes frothing at the mouth, and Trump gloating about it on Twitter. Oy...

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I have a wonderful recipe for Lemon Chess pie that makes me swoon.

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Silly Dok! The novelty of the making the office chair go up and down never wears off. Its like a carnival ride right in your office! Not only that it rolls and rocks, too. Hey, it rock and rolls! Man, you'd think everybody would understand that.

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In other words, the Wonkettariat has likely read more non classified CIA reports on various nations than has Donald Trump. Will Sarah Palin become Ambassador to Libya? It would be a serious error not to speculate.

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I guess that's why, last I heard, nine got hurt but he's the only one that got killed.

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Maybe trump gets his own, wink, wink, "intelligence briefing." You know, where they announce Bat Boy is on the loose again.

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Chair spins too, sometimes it's the best part of the day.

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What is the point of giving Trump intelligence briefings. Isn't that a bit like hooking my rotary phone up to wifi?

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intelligence - trump don't need no intelligence - old dogs and all that -

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Ambassador to Libya Sarah Palin? Considering what happened to the previous one, sounds good!*

(J.K., with votes, surveyor marks, etc.. Seriously, Palin seems pretty goddamn appealing compared to the Russian agents and Nazis we've got now.)

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if he spends his entire administration fighting chemtrails, I'd be okay with that. wait... if he doesn't attend the briefings, he don't get no nuclear codes, right? as long as he doesn't get those, he can't perform a nuclear strike on O'Hare.

also too: maybe this was why it was vital to him to have his kids get the security clearance--so they can do Daddy's work for him while he...makes America great again?

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As long as there is a full stock of alcohol. We need more Drunken Palin Family Picnic Brawls.

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Doktor Zoom,

Donald Trump is going to go down in history as America's dumbest president! I can't wait until his administration is over!

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That's all true, but I sympathize with any individual's desire to avoid spending an entire flight with a Trumpanzee shrieking obscenities at them. Especially since the crew decided to let him remain off-leash for the duration.

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One problem is that Donald Trump isn't possessed by a demon of stupidity, he IS a demon of stupidity!

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