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gedjcj's avatar

I read that as "erections" and it still made perfect sense.

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revenant's avatar

What, has nobody else seen this (available on Netflix)? "Devil" is about 5 people in a stuck elevator, one of whom is you-know-whohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wi...not great, but far from the worst, and utterly on point for this story

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Robyn Pennacchia's avatar

The night of that awful fire at a Great White concert in Warwick? I was actually *supposed* to be in Warwick with the rest of my family visiting relatives. I was instead at home in Rochester... at a Quiet Riot concert. This has always felt very, very weird to me.

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Naytch's avatar

But that stuff never happens around here, to my business, my family, etc...

The Colorado Springs Fire Rescue folks were always there for my Grandma and always super-nice.

Fuck that mutt!! (trump)

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Querolous's avatar

Grave digging is an honorable profession.

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Lambsendbeds's avatar

I LOVE The Professional Left ! I listen to it every week, !

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Querolous's avatar

Megyn Matinez or Jesus bin Hussein.

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Alan's avatar

Yeah, but Hillary can't swipe a metrocard so Muslim Terrorists.

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BosGrl's avatar

I was going to say, well, why would she be riding the subway (and swiping her own card), but then I remembered Mike Dukakis rode an MBTA trolley to work while he was governor and afterwards.

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BosGrl's avatar

Anyone that works for him deserves what they get. No pity.

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Iam Reading's avatar

So much for the law and order candidate. Yes donald, fire ordinances are law.

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m3bosha's avatar

You know, I know, we all know he belongs in a place where every one is scared of the "other" at all times. So you gotta send him south. Don't you dare try to leave him here. Is Colorado Springs full of cray RWNJs? Yes, evangelicals be nuts. But it is really beautiful here, and I have amazing access to hiking and a two hour drive to Breckenridge for the snowboarding.

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Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

It's what you oughtn't to do, but you do anyway.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Trump is like how Lemmy described Motorhead.

If he moved in next door to you, your lawn would die.

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Zyxomma's avatar

On W. 57th Street, many years ago, I shared an elevator with Henry Kissinger. That was horrifying enough.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Trump supporters don't see this, right? It's over the top in your face, lit by spotlights you can see from the Moon, but it just doesn't register with them. Bizarre.

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