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I feel bad for the hair, it is not like it chose to be with the Trump.

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...yeah, I figured he was hinting at the abolishment of the 13th amendment

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...should I say "resistance is futile" every time I encounter a right winger?

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Actually, no. As far back as I recall (which is pretty far) he was an ignorant asshole.

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W was lucky to retain control over his bowels.

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Just once I would like to see a tweet that says:

"Sadly, because George W. Bush has done such a poor job as President, you won't see another white President for generations!"

No, Donnie, not racist. At. All.

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Yes, let's all gather round. The musings of a self-indulgent blowhard should calm everything right down.

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...do all racist think black people share some kind Borg like hive mind?

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...so tell us Donald, how do you "control the black community"?!?!

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A Trump presidency would unify the country in loathing.

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Herman Cain also, too.

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Does anybody remember back when Donald Trump wasn't quite this stupid? I do. Granted, he was never the financial or intellectual genius he pretended to be, but he wasn't the dumb as a box of rocks racist he's become. Before Obama became President he was just a blowhard, but Barack brought out the stupid in him. Rather than admit his racism, he doubled down on the stupid.

It's kind of like a guy who gets caught boning a goat. He could jump up, make excuses and retreat in shame, or he could just own it. He could proudly exclaim: "Yes! I fuck goats and I'm proud of it" or "Did you know that goat genitalia is the closest you can get to that of a woman, and you don't have to buy her dinner". So that's what Donald Trump has become - a goat fucker who must proudly and frequently expound upon the virtues of goat sex, lest we all find out that he's just a perverted sodomite who can't get a woman.

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I'm surprised she wasn't playing Don Simmons

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They're all taking their victory lap

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Indeed. Sister Peggy Noonan's booze-soaked diatribes make for great posts here on Yr. Wonkette!

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OK - I'll bite.

Did President George Bush have control over the "white community?"

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