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badphairy's avatar

Late night car ads are now "journalism".

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phoenix00's avatar

Donald Trump: the late night used-car ad salesman of presidential candidates.

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phoenix00's avatar

Next one might be Putin

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!H!h1!h!!H....<head explodes="">

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I see what you did there

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Poodle libelz!!!!!

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

He will ensure A/A's they live in secure accommodation whilst the Hispanics and Latinos are given transport to country areas (Country yet to be decided) and Muslims are allowed to follow Sharia Law (in Arab Land)

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Because it's to easily changed to"I wish I was a pixieI'm gay! I'm gay!In Pixieland I'll take my standand live and die a pixieI'm gay all dayI wish I was a pixie"

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I worked in London in the 70s and my introduction to TERROR!!!!!! was a pillar box bomb* going off a couple of minutes after I passed. Nobody was phased about it, no injuries, IIRC the road was not even closed because it was at King's Cross at rush hour.

+++++++++++++* Pillar box = Mail box about 5 foot tall, cylindrical, painted red and made of cast iron. A small quantity of "co-op mix" would shatter them spectacularly.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

It was also a kick-ass transcription of classical Greek literature.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Same old story; Swan and his men get to the sea after a long and dangerous trip upcountry.

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and actually originated from Aubrey Beardsley

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Poor Geena Davis!

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

That's spelled Bee-onisay, tyvm.

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Stulexington's avatar

"Fear is his product, after all." And large amounts of ridiculous promises.

Okay his 2 products are fear and large amounts of ridiculous promises. And a fanatically devoted group of gun wielding intolerant idjiots.

Okay his 3 products are fear, large amounts of ridiculous promises and a fanatically devoted group of gun wielding intolerant idjiots. And a campaign machine that really just feeds his own wallet.

Okay, among his products are fear, large amounts of ridiculous promises, a fanatically devoted group of gun wielding intolerant idjiots and a campaign maching that really just feeds his own wallet.

No wonder no one saw him coming.

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Brendan_M's avatar

Considering The Wire is actually about the failure of American Capitalism, we could only hope he watched it carefully. But considering Trump's notoriously short attention span, I'm thinking he just saw a few NWA music videos.

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