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YayConspiracy's avatar

My guess: Tail between legs, ears up.

YayConspiracy's avatar

Professionally! That's why this is such an apt analogy. Live and learn.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Agreed! It almost seems to be part of the plan...

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Can the President have a conflict of DISinterest? Like he doesn't do the job at all because he's too busy playing with himself? There oughta be a law.

bookish's avatar

Josh Marshall should double-dog-dare the Trumpeter to prove Josh's theory wrong. Trump being such a badass brawler and all.

Cow of Nunes's avatar

Our own homegrown Berlusconi.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No, one who makes gaffes, right?

phoenix00's avatar

There's not much to play with....

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Is he still going to forego his presidential salary? Nice chunk of change there.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Between moonlighting on Celebrity Apprentice and ignoring his daily intelligence briefings, I'm beginning to think that Donnie's heart really isn't in this whole presidentin' thing.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He'll use his own trademarked signature saying, "I'm going to pump you up?!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"Now, watch this outtake!"

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Well, W insisted on being in bed every night by 9:30. This isn't so much different.

Not that it's normal. It's just not that different.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I wrote Rob Portman after he signed Tom Cotton's letter to Iran, and, about four months later, I got a letter from him saying we'll just have to agree to disagree.

Oh, and he grabbed my email address for his weekly newsletter, Rob's Rundown. After reading a few attempts to make the Senate's weekly activity sound momentous and important and exciting, that shit went in the spam folder.