MAYBE. Did you hear about the breaking news about how on top of how Ted Cruz is maybe the Zodiac Killer, his dry-drunk dad might have been Lee Harvey Oswald's fluffer when he murdered our beloved President John Fitzgerald Kennedy?
This is so unbelievable!Do you expect me to believe that anyone actually needs to expend effort to make up stories to convince people how terrible Ted Cruz is??
That's a hell of a long way to go to say "water is wet," Enquirer.
You guys forgot to report on Carly Fiorina's connection to space Nazis. Alleged connection, I mean.**space Nazis are notoriously litigious when it comes to damaging their reputation.
There he goes, acting all presidential again!
Ted Cruz was conceived on the grassy knoll...and born nine month later in Canada. I saw this written in the sky. It's true.
I saw him "Whitewater" rafting in Arkansas! OMG!
"Rodham" is the Americanized form of "Ruby". She's Jackie Ruby.
This election campaign could only be better if Hillary had dragons.
This is so unbelievable!Do you expect me to believe that anyone actually needs to expend effort to make up stories to convince people how terrible Ted Cruz is??
That's a hell of a long way to go to say "water is wet," Enquirer.
Well, Saskatoon, yeah...
Now you know one of the reasons I don't drink. Haven't had that problem since I stopped. ;)
WOW! So it's true: Trump is an idiot. And may get the nukular launch codes in less than one year.
Praying for death probably
You guys forgot to report on Carly Fiorina's connection to space Nazis. Alleged connection, I mean.**space Nazis are notoriously litigious when it comes to damaging their reputation.
^^^This, my friends, and only this.
She also did Pearl Harbor!
Luckily he will immediately forget where he put them and blame it on Melanoma, or, um, whatever her name is.I forget.
So they're like $cientologists?
With better publicists and tentacles, yes.