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What kinda name? A slightly less obviously furrin' one than Drumpf.

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Glad I'm not the only one that noticed. It's like the fascist version of Nicholas Fehn.

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The massive right-wing conspiracy is real.

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That's orders of magnitude less comprehensible than Trix's ladyboner for Perry.

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No! It's absolutely real!!1!! Here's the link: http://www.theguardian.com/...

and again:

http://bartjansen.tv/orvill...

Glad I could help!!

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I used to think I was weird for making intricate paper starships. Glad to see I'm wrong.

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OK. From now on, my rule on anything Trump will be, if it sounds at all intelligent, assume he'll flipflop into utter stupidity on it within a few days. On the other hand, anything he says that is utterly stupid, we can take his word on it. ..kind of the exact opposite of most politicians.

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Actually, a good number of the refugees are already Christian. However, their skin color may not be light enough to count by the wingnut standard of Christianity.

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Yep... karma is a beautiful, snarky bitch.

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Which they NEVER learned from such assholery either...

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It's a good old fashioned race panic- the oldest American tradition. Really we should be known for mom's apple pie, baseball, our terrible national anthem and race panics as our traditions.

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Anyone remember how well China and Vietnam got along? Or China and Russia? Or Cuba and China? Or Nicaragua and Russia? Yes much like the commies those muzzies are all just one big monolith looking to steal from America by getting on welfare and decapitating white people and only Donald Trump and his hyper-intelligent base can stop them...

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Shoo! Off back home with ye! Its just a short walk through Europe and Asia Minor to get back.

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Ironic considering that many of the refugees are the very same Christians who were being persecuted and Obamma was not doing anything about itAnd now that he is doing something about it, he is the EBIL

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I kinda figured that. Donald's cluelessness is pretty obvious.

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Every Tsar of Russia ever.

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