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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or just parked on your head.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Funny how the jerks like Chump and Boss BlunderRush and The Silly Savage have to keep telling us how smart they are.

While smart guys like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert just do out and prove it.

PubOption's avatar

Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen

The Quirk's avatar

I thought he just added a T to Rump.

bobbert's avatar

Israel Bond (Oy-Oy-7)?

Derek Diaz's avatar

TRUMP IS PRESIDENT YOU FAILED fat ugly unwanted BUTCH BITCHES!!!

chascates's avatar

Trump's daughter Ivanka converted to Judaism before she married Jared Kushner, principal of one of the major real estate developers in the land.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Donald Trump Thinks Up Totally Sick Burn: Jon Stewart Is A Jew</i>

He must be taking PR advice from Charlie Sheen.

And everyone knows how well that ended.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

This was instigated when Donald heard Stewart rubs his kids down with gefilte fish

Vienna Woods's avatar

Fops usually have better hair than that.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey Donnie: turns out there is such a thing as bad publicity. I'm not the only person who would never, ever, live in one of your shitty buildings. Because of you.

SullivanSt's avatar

I'm pretty sure Duh Donald would be comprehensively outsmarted by Barney Frank's kitchen table.

malsperanza's avatar

The character is either Col-bert or Colbert; the actor is probably Lipschitz or Lefkowitz or Levi or something.

Sean Gothman's avatar

Uh oh, Trumpy's discover the Googles.