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Or just parked on your head.

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Funny how the jerks like Chump and Boss BlunderRush and The Silly Savage have to keep telling us how smart they are.

While smart guys like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert just do out and prove it.

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Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen

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I thought he just added a T to Rump.

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Lulu Libel!

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Israel Bond (Oy-Oy-7)?

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TRUMP IS PRESIDENT YOU FAILED fat ugly unwanted BUTCH BITCHES!!!

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Trump's daughter Ivanka converted to Judaism before she married Jared Kushner, principal of one of the major real estate developers in the land.

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The classiest!

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<i>Donald Trump Thinks Up Totally Sick Burn: Jon Stewart Is A Jew</i>

He must be taking PR advice from Charlie Sheen.

And everyone knows how well that ended.

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This was instigated when Donald heard Stewart rubs his kids down with gefilte fish

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Fops usually have better hair than that.

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Hey Donnie: turns out there is such a thing as bad publicity. I'm not the only person who would never, ever, live in one of your shitty buildings. Because of you.

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I'm pretty sure Duh Donald would be comprehensively outsmarted by Barney Frank's kitchen table.

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The character is either Col-bert or Colbert; the actor is probably Lipschitz or Lefkowitz or Levi or something.

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Uh oh, Trumpy's discover the Googles.

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