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So sorry to hear. I can't even imagine.

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I'm not saying that RNC stands for Really Nasty Cunts, but it does. There, not saying it at all.

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The "Progressive Aggressive Party".

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This is the pledge the RNC came up with? There were more binding agreements on the playground not to pick me last for dodgeball...ffs.

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Then he has my support. Not my vote, mind you, but if he wants to decline the GOP nomination in favor of a run as an independent, I encourage him to do so.

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50 Tricks Guaranteed To Drive Huma Wild In Bed

I'll be in my bunk.

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Moral bankruptcy isn't enough?

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Sorry for making the same joke above; shoulda scrolled down first. But honestly, isn't that the first thing that comes to everyone's mind?

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this is really becoming Rinse Pubic's problem fast. They've still got too many guys running and none of them are willing to admit their day in the grift is over. If Cruz, Kasich, and Rubio weren't splitting the base, one of them would probably have a decent chance of beating Trump consistently. But it looks like they have really and truly decided that they want to be the party of stupid. Grifting the fundies has become more important to them than actually running a campaign. The four or five Texas oil barons supporting Bush, their money would probably come in handy for the party right about now, too.

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speaking of impeachments, what the hell is up with Darryl Issa? maybe he's the one behind the Trumpenator? Maybe this is his play at getting back at the party for screwing him over in CA and handing the state over to the Governator? Maybe handing Benghazi over to Flopsweat Gowdy was the last straw? Was it the Car Thief in the Bedroom with the Pillow?

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Unfortunately, this is a real turning point for America. If we have another series of tax cuts on the rich, anyone who is under 55 can kiss Social Security good-bye. It really sickens me that people are dumb enough to vote against their own interests.

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He really is the best troll. I think this all started out as a way for him to fuck with Jeb!, and it just grew far greater than Trump ever expected. God bless Trump for making Jeb! look like such a freaking loser. I will always be grateful to Trump for that. I really can't handle another Bush presidency.

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Can we make Nugent be the one stuck playing "Nearer My God To Thee"?

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Duh, a huge wall solves everything. Plus, his people are working on it, you'll be "surprised" at what they find. His people are looking "into it very, very strongly. At a certain point in time (he'll) be revealing some interesting things" . Watch out ISIL!

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But who'd pay for that wall? Mexico or ISIL?

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