Oh, man, this is what happens when Donald Trump reads the liberal media! It just reaffirms all of his most terrifying fever-dreams. For instance, the New York Times reports that Barack Obama is implementing a policy of containment and saber-rattling against Iran, which is pretty much the same policy that George W. Bush engaged in (once he stopped listening to Cheney's pleas for more carnage) and will almost certainly be the policy that President Romney would engage in (despite the fact that he has to promise to all the crazies while he's running that he'll kill as many Iranians as possible). But noted foreign policy expert Donald Trump knows that Obama's motivations are
Well, not me, I'm out too. Run, don't walk, to the liquor cabinet.
Now I have the most obnoxious song from John Mayer's shitty newist album stuck in my head that my step-daughter is obsessed with: "Whiskey whiskey whiskey"
Trump was kind enough to give us a preview of his Middle East negotiating technique: <blockquote>Look at what&#039;s going on with your gasoline prices. They&#039;re going to go to $5, $6, $7 and we don&#039;t have anybody in Washington that calls OPEC and says, &quot;Fellas, it&#039;s time. It&#039;s over. You&#039;re not going to do it anymore.&quot;
... I&#039;m going to look &#039;em in the eye and say, &quot;Fellas, you&#039;ve had your fun. Your fun is over.</blockquote> Or... <blockquote>Stephanopoulos: It would take hundreds of thousands of troops to secure the oil fields.
Trump: Excuse me. No, it wouldn&rsquo;t at all. &hellip; Stephanopoulos: So, we steal an oil field?
Trump: Excuse me. You&rsquo;re not stealing. Excuse me. You&rsquo;re not stealing anything. You&rsquo;re taking&ndash; we&rsquo;re reimbursing ourselves&ndash; at least, at a minimum, and I say more.</blockquote> </blockquote>
<i>But noted foreign policy expert Donald Trump knows ...</i>
OK. That&#039;s it for me. Will the last one out please get teh lights and lock up on your way out? Drinkage, and soon, is what&#039;s required at this point.
He should commission someone from Deviant Art to make his own national JPEG. I&#039;m envisioning him searching for the President&#039;s birth certificate with a large monocle, while shooting foreign made weapon at real estate regulators, while riding breast enhanced tiger named Puma.
This is good news for John McCain, whose foreign policy ideas sound perfectly sane and reasonable when compared to Donald Trump (but hardly anyone else).
Well, not me, I&#039;m out too. Run, don&#039;t walk, to the liquor cabinet.
Now I have the most obnoxious song from John Mayer&#039;s shitty newist album stuck in my head that my step-daughter is obsessed with: &quot;Whiskey whiskey whiskey&quot;
<i>But noted foreign policy expert Donald Trump knows ...</i>
OK. That&#039;s it for me. Will the last one out please get teh lights and lock up on your way out? Drinkage, and soon, is what&#039;s required at this point.
Trump was kind enough to give us a preview of his Middle East negotiating technique: <blockquote>Look at what&#039;s going on with your gasoline prices. They&#039;re going to go to $5, $6, $7 and we don&#039;t have anybody in Washington that calls OPEC and says, &quot;Fellas, it&#039;s time. It&#039;s over. You&#039;re not going to do it anymore.&quot;
... I&#039;m going to look &#039;em in the eye and say, &quot;Fellas, you&#039;ve had your fun. Your fun is over.</blockquote> Or... <blockquote>Stephanopoulos: It would take hundreds of thousands of troops to secure the oil fields.
Trump: Excuse me. No, it wouldn&rsquo;t at all. &hellip; Stephanopoulos: So, we steal an oil field?
Trump: Excuse me. You&rsquo;re not stealing. Excuse me. You&rsquo;re not stealing anything. You&rsquo;re taking&ndash; we&rsquo;re reimbursing ourselves&ndash; at least, at a minimum, and I say more.</blockquote> </blockquote>
He should commission someone from Deviant Art to make his own national JPEG. I&#039;m envisioning him searching for the President&#039;s birth certificate with a large monocle, while shooting foreign made weapon at real estate regulators, while riding breast enhanced tiger named Puma.
This is good news for John McCain, whose foreign policy ideas sound perfectly sane and reasonable when compared to Donald Trump (but hardly anyone else).
Well, not me, I&#039;m out too. Run, don&#039;t walk, to the liquor cabinet.
Now I have the most obnoxious song from John Mayer&#039;s shitty newist album stuck in my head that my step-daughter is obsessed with: &quot;Whiskey whiskey whiskey&quot;
Unfortunately, not &quot;few&quot;.
Man, I bet you can really bang out the twitters when your fingers are as short as vulgar Donald&#039;s are.
Trump was kind enough to give us a preview of his Middle East negotiating technique: <blockquote>Look at what&#039;s going on with your gasoline prices. They&#039;re going to go to $5, $6, $7 and we don&#039;t have anybody in Washington that calls OPEC and says, &quot;Fellas, it&#039;s time. It&#039;s over. You&#039;re not going to do it anymore.&quot;
... I&#039;m going to look &#039;em in the eye and say, &quot;Fellas, you&#039;ve had your fun. Your fun is over.</blockquote> Or... <blockquote>Stephanopoulos: It would take hundreds of thousands of troops to secure the oil fields.
Trump: Excuse me. No, it wouldn&rsquo;t at all. &hellip; Stephanopoulos: So, we steal an oil field?
Trump: Excuse me. You&rsquo;re not stealing. Excuse me. You&rsquo;re not stealing anything. You&rsquo;re taking&ndash; we&rsquo;re reimbursing ourselves&ndash; at least, at a minimum, and I say more.</blockquote> </blockquote>
<i>But noted foreign policy expert Donald Trump knows ...</i>
OK. That&#039;s it for me. Will the last one out please get teh lights and lock up on your way out? Drinkage, and soon, is what&#039;s required at this point.
He should commission someone from Deviant Art to make his own national JPEG. I&#039;m envisioning him searching for the President&#039;s birth certificate with a large monocle, while shooting foreign made weapon at real estate regulators, while riding breast enhanced tiger named Puma.
This is good news for John McCain, whose foreign policy ideas sound perfectly sane and reasonable when compared to Donald Trump (but hardly anyone else).
Well, not me, I&#039;m out too. Run, don&#039;t walk, to the liquor cabinet.
Now I have the most obnoxious song from John Mayer&#039;s shitty newist album stuck in my head that my step-daughter is obsessed with: &quot;Whiskey whiskey whiskey&quot;
Unfortunately, not &quot;few&quot;.
<i>But noted foreign policy expert Donald Trump knows ...</i>
OK. That&#039;s it for me. Will the last one out please get teh lights and lock up on your way out? Drinkage, and soon, is what&#039;s required at this point.
Man, I bet you can really bang out the twitters when your fingers are as short as vulgar Donald&#039;s are.
Trump was kind enough to give us a preview of his Middle East negotiating technique: <blockquote>Look at what&#039;s going on with your gasoline prices. They&#039;re going to go to $5, $6, $7 and we don&#039;t have anybody in Washington that calls OPEC and says, &quot;Fellas, it&#039;s time. It&#039;s over. You&#039;re not going to do it anymore.&quot;
... I&#039;m going to look &#039;em in the eye and say, &quot;Fellas, you&#039;ve had your fun. Your fun is over.</blockquote> Or... <blockquote>Stephanopoulos: It would take hundreds of thousands of troops to secure the oil fields.
Trump: Excuse me. No, it wouldn&rsquo;t at all. &hellip; Stephanopoulos: So, we steal an oil field?
Trump: Excuse me. You&rsquo;re not stealing. Excuse me. You&rsquo;re not stealing anything. You&rsquo;re taking&ndash; we&rsquo;re reimbursing ourselves&ndash; at least, at a minimum, and I say more.</blockquote> </blockquote>
He should commission someone from Deviant Art to make his own national JPEG. I&#039;m envisioning him searching for the President&#039;s birth certificate with a large monocle, while shooting foreign made weapon at real estate regulators, while riding breast enhanced tiger named Puma.
This is good news for John McCain, whose foreign policy ideas sound perfectly sane and reasonable when compared to Donald Trump (but hardly anyone else).